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Funny story: Jordan - Alex "£40.40 Euromillions" Reid revenge

Jordan - Alex "£40.40 Euromillions" Reid revenge

Following last weeks revelations that Alex Reid, minnion husband of big titted Jordan, had won the Euromillions jackpot and dumped his "fishlips" missus, she has bounced back to give the actual story on how crossdresser husband "Roxanne" had "fucked...

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Funny story: Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has been found guilty of 'not being in proper control of her vehicle' at Mid Sussex Magistrates court and fined. The balloon boobed bozo was tethered up in the back of her 7.5 tonne pink horsebox, when she became agitated.

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Funny story: Alex Reid discovers Chilean miners in wife, Jordan's vagina

Alex Reid discovers Chilean miners in wife, Jordan's vagina

In a quite startling news story today, Alex Reid, husband of Katie Price aka Jordan, has reportedly discovered six Chilean miners inside his wife's vagina. A spokesman for the San Antonio Metal Mining Company confirmed that six of their employees...

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Funny story: Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...

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Funny story: Katie Price Exclusive!

Katie Price Exclusive!

Forget OK! Forget Hello! You can even ignore Heat and Star and Grazia and Look… You won't find this exclusive on any of the news stands…(we get the picture, ed). Or on those celeb gossip bits in between ad breaks on C5. Spoof is the only place...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says: "Goodbye Cheryl Cole, Hello Jordan"?

Simon Cowell Says: "Goodbye Cheryl Cole, Hello Jordan"?

Polyfilla-pumped glamour-girl Jordan whose man-made mammaries have wowed and KO'd UK wankers for donkey's years, is a fearsome piece of made-in-a-fame-factory kit indeed, writes Bernie Bovine, Shit-Shovelling Correspondent. Jordan, who is also kno...

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Funny story: Alex Reid puts Jordan's children on E-bay

Alex Reid puts Jordan's children on E-bay

In a story that defies belief, Alex Reid has been accused by wife Katie Price of advertising her children for sale on E-bay. Price (32) has three children, Harvey(8), Junior (5) and Princess (3). All three are currently listed for sale on the E-ba...

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Funny story: Scientists make 'artificial life'

Scientists make 'artificial life'

Scientists in the US have succeeded in developing the first synthetic living cell. The researchers copied an existing bacterial genome. They sequenced its genetic code and then used "synthesis machines" to chemically construct a copy. Affectionat...

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Funny story: Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber

Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber

Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids. Price claims Reid...

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Funny story: David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

PM candidate, David Cameron, has been caught up in a sensational rumour, detailing news of him and glamour model Jordan, romping "for months." The outlandish claims, made by a party insider, have rocked the Conservative party, lead by Cameron, in...

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Funny story: Jesus Returns

Jesus Returns

Those of you who follow the Bible closely have I'm sure at one time or another spent a few idol moments wondering when the main character of your favourite book would return. Today it has been revealed that Jesus is at last, once again, amongst us...

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Funny story: Jordan fooled by Alien prank

Jordan fooled by Alien prank

A Jordanian mayor has issued a jihad against the editor of his local newspaper for making him look silly. The mothy, rag headed mayor believed the reports of 3 meter aliens arriving to help them defeat the West! "I truly believed Allah had sent t...

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Funny story: Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan,not the country Jordan its a racehorse she wants to buy that finished third at Plumpton racecourse a few days ago. Katie had a bet on Jordan together with two other horses Topless and Big Knockers,sorry that should be...

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Funny story: Katie Price's treble all finish third at Plumpton

Katie Price's treble all finish third at Plumpton

Katie Price also known as Jordan was advised by a top tipster about three horses racing at Plumpton on March 22nd,so she put three pounds EW on each. All three ran and incredibly all three finished third. Plumpton 4.30 Jordan finished 3rd...

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Funny story: Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Media darling Katie Price today fired the opening salvo in her one woman war on Hollywood celebs by buying a mountain bike, ensuring that she hits the headlines in the Hollywood Bugle. Responding quickly to a sudden upsurge in Hollywood mountain b...

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Funny story: Katie Price and The Price is Right

Katie Price and The Price is Right

Katie Price wants to see the return of the television game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT, even although Katie Price is very often wrong. Price wants to host the new game show which previously ran from 24th March 1984 to January 2007. Over the years the...

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