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Funny story: Jonathan Ross apologises for speech impediment

Jonathan Ross apologises for speech impediment

In an obviously scripted opening to his Friday evening TV show, evil entertainer Jonathan Ross apologised in detail for his appalling speech impediment. "It is incumbent on all of us in this industry to speak clearly, and I realise I let the sid...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC talk show host who was suspended for his disgraceful antics with that Russell Brand, is back on TV on Friday night, after just three months absence. The show, wittily subtitled Carry On Up My Own Arse, has made Ros...

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Funny story: Ross, Wilcox to head ITV Spring Schedules

Ross, Wilcox to head ITV Spring Schedules

Johnathon Ross is to present a new ITV show, insiders have announced. Titled "Ross's Rollicking Rock and Roll Revival Revue", the show will be seen as a positive step in the 49-year-old's rehabilitation after the "Sachsgate" affair. ITV bosses, al...

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Funny story: Ross Returns to TV Screens

Ross Returns to TV Screens

Chat-show host Jonathan Ross is set to return to our screens tomorrow, following his three-month suspension by the BBC over the 'Sachsgate' phone-message scandal. Ross, whose estuary-accented quips have garnered him millions of fans and millions o...

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Funny story: BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal

BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal

The BBC was today reeling from another scandal involving Johnathon Ross when it was revealed that a guest would be appearing on his show who didn't have a CD/book/DVD/TV show to sell! This unprecedented step, previously unheard of in 12 years of R...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to be star guest on Jonathan Ross comeback show

Prince Harry to be star guest on Jonathan Ross comeback show

Clarence House - (Racist Arsehole Mess): Movie actors Tom Cruise and Miley Cyrus have been jocked off the top billing for Friday's Jonathan Ross comeback show after Prince Harry accepted a reported seven figure sum for the star slot interview. An...

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Funny story: Trisha to replace Jonathon Ross

Trisha to replace Jonathon Ross

Channel 5's chat show host, Trisha Goddard who has seen her show axed by programme makers, is hotly-tipped to replace Jonathon Ross's show on a Friday night, oddly called 'Friday Night with Jonathon Ross'. Following Ross's flop ratings, the BBC have...

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Funny story: Jonathon Ross Causes BBC Ratings To Reach Lowest Ever Recorded!

Jonathon Ross Causes BBC Ratings To Reach Lowest Ever Recorded!

The once-popular entertainer, Jonathon Ross, suspended for 3 months (on full pay) for making an obscene phone call with his mate Russell Brand, has returned to the small screen with his chat show 'Friday Night with Jonathon Ross' and has set a rating...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Rushed Off His Feet At Woolworth Check-out !

Jonathan Ross Rushed Off His Feet At Woolworth Check-out !

Celebrity scrounger Jonathan Woss, was rushed off his feet yesterday, as Woolworth slashed their prices by 2%. Ross, 51, was fined guilty of sitting on his arse and swearing with his mates, by the British Television Licence Payer. The BBC managem...

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Funny story: It's A Wossfest - Jonathon's Return To TV Screens Cocks A Snook At Auntie Beeb

It's A Wossfest - Jonathon's Return To TV Screens Cocks A Snook At Auntie Beeb

Following his £2million suspension over inappropriate remarks made to a hotel waiter from Barcelona on his answering machine regarding the sexual indiscretions of his slutty granddaughter, Jonathon Ross today announced the line up for his comeback TV...

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Funny story: 'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

Dirty-Sex man and slimy foul-mouthed coward Russell Brand; ran off like a baby girl, to America, after swearing at a lovely pensioner. He now has breezed back to the UK, without a care in the world to pick up some award and probably some penicillin.

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Funny story: BBC Licence Payers directing UK Charities to Jonathan Ross

BBC Licence Payers directing UK Charities to Jonathan Ross

In a shocking turn of fate, UK citizens are refusing to give to charity and directing charities to Jonathan Ross. Arthur Everyman said " I have to pay £185 to the BBC each year, which I would prefer to piss up the wall or give to charity. But can...

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Funny story: John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced lurid phone call fanatic has stepped in to save the BBC from a looming "Bloody Battle" between the judges and the British public on the now infamous Strictly Come Dancing TV programme. Said a distraught Ross "I feel i...

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Funny story: Ross takes blame for Hole in the Wall

Ross takes blame for Hole in the Wall

Following his apology to Andrew Sachs, Jonathan Ross has fallen on his own sword, and also taken the blame for Hole in the Wall. Hole in the Wall, a Saturday Night entertainment fest hosted by Barbara Windsor's best friend Dale Winton is commonly...

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Funny story: Bookies stop taking bets on 'who shot JR?'

Bookies stop taking bets on 'who shot JR?'

London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Internet sprteadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con has suspended all betting on the likelihood of somebody shooting TV chatshow host Jonathan Ross. The move follows further seedy revelations about phone-sex shenanigans...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross suggests music playlist for Mrs Obama

Jonathan Ross suggests music playlist for Mrs Obama

Overpaid BBC presenter and owner of an extremely bad hair style, Jonathan Ross, is in the ordure again, this time for suggesting an innapropriate playlist in an ansaphone message left to greet the incoming first American lady Michele Obama. In his...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross's clairvoyant wife forsees trouble after 'Satanic Sluts' furor

Jonathan Ross's clairvoyant wife forsees trouble after 'Satanic Sluts' furor

London - (Ross/Russ Mess): Jane Goldman, the 44DD-38-44 flame-haired professional psychic/clairvoyant wife of suspended BBC TV chatshow host Jonathan Ross is seeing red. A recent paranormal hunch that the Russell Brand 'Satanic Sluts' fiasco is n...

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