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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

BEVERLY HILLS - Jon Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has revealed that he has decided to go in to have his little bitty 3-inch pecker enhanced. Jon said that he really and truly felt betrayed when his ex-girlfriend, Hail...

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Funny story: The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - The Ryder Bittermelon and Salisbury Cardoon situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria County starring Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn has been abruptly cancelled after only two weeks. The Fox Network said that they had no choice but to...

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Funny story: Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Following exposure concerning his 'wee winky' revealed by one his nubile playmates, wife Kate Gosselin continued the thread confirming the report and revealing her pet nick name for her ex husband Jon: Stubby! Jon was quick to retort commenting o...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the now defunct Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show, and the dancer (?) on the current Dancing With The Stars reality show has finally spoken out. The 35-year-old blonde has stated publicly that th...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin the former Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has filed documents in the state court that state that he wants the kids taken away from their mother Kate, aka "King Kate," and custody given to him. Jon stated...

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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

LONDON - Coleen Rooney, one of Great Britain's more better known WAGs replied to a reporter that no she is not pregnant and that she only looks that way because she does love to eat. Coleen went on to say that truth be told, the real reason is a s...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most under-endowed celebrities in 'show' business, Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn have agreed to star in the Fox Network situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria. The sit-com is from the production team of Ryder Bittermelon...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

HOLLYWOOD - Tony Dovolani is a world champion dance instructor who has captured dozens of world-wide awards. Tony Dovolani is a class act who can take a woman with two left feet, no rhythm, no soul, some cellulite, and no coordination and mold he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star of the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Tony r...

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Funny story: Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

With Kate Gosselin now bringing in a paycheck from appearances on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS), and Jon Gosselin still kicking around with no job prospects, it only stands to reason that he should get some of her money. I mean, let's face it, he has...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Jon Gosselin formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and ex-husband of Kate Gosselin has admitted that he is in fact dating Ribby Updyke, the lesbian pedicurist on the reality show The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

SEATTLE - Lady Gaga had just finished performing her 87th straight sold out concert in Seattle's Boots of The Lumberjack Auditorium when she was asked about the new Internet sensation Justin Bieber. Lady Gaga said that she has seen the 16-year-old...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

After her limo driver had dropped his suit against Naomi Campbell and things had settled down between Campbell's screaming match with Chris Brown, Naomi has apparently lost it once again. This time it's with Jon Gosselin. "That little prick had t...

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Funny story: PlayChick Offers Jon Gosselin $21,000 To Pose In The Nude - That Comes Out To $7,000 An Inch

PlayChick Offers Jon Gosselin $21,000 To Pose In The Nude - That Comes Out To $7,000 An Inch

CHICAGO - PlayChick Magazine, which is one of the leading women's magazine's in the nation has stated that they have made Jon Gosselin an offer of $21,000 to pose naked in their magazine. When his ex-wife Kate heard about it, she replied "$21,000!...

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Funny story: "Mr. Three", Jon Gosselin, Doing New Movie "Gone In 45 Seconds"

"Mr. Three", Jon Gosselin, Doing New Movie "Gone In 45 Seconds"

Jon Gosselin apparently to star in adult action movie about a man that is trigger happy. No, it's not a western. It's about a sad sack where everything goes wrong in his life until he gets a television contract and suddenly he's surrounded by babes.

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin, Kanye West, John Edwards, and Chris Brown Tie For The Title "Douche Bag of The Year"

Jon Gosselin, Kanye West, John Edwards, and Chris Brown Tie For The Title "Douche Bag of The Year"

DULUTH, Minnesota - The town at the mouth of Lake Superior, which is known as 'The Douche Bag Capital of The World,' because it manufactures more douche bags than any other city has just released the winner of its annual 'Douche Bag Of The Year' awar...

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