One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...
Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much. Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long suffering wife has been feeding him exclusively on a diet of cucumber sandwiches, since it was revealed that some cucumbers could be laced with lethal quantities of the botulinus - or botuli...
Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...
Ever since the Queen learned she may be a distant relative of Johnny Depp, the Palace is a changed place. Decorum and tradition have gone out the window. "Ahoy, it's a new day," the Queen has announced to all who will listen. The Royal...
PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, half of the infamous Brangelina duo, proudly talked about her latest tattoo. Jolie was asked what the new tattoo which she says is a Gothic looking numeral "7" actually represents. She giggled and told Gigi de...
As soon as she heard experts say that she and Depp may be 20th cousins, Her Majesty took immediate action. Her fashion consultants were called in and ordered to design an array of Royal eye patches. "And throw out those flowery hats," the Quee...
LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...
PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie says that she cannot believe the amount of gossip that is generated regarding her, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Piers Morgan. Jolie said that she wants to clear the air by putting some of the rumors...
Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...
TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...
It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...
HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...
HOLLYWOOD - The Lions Face Motion Picture Company is association with TriMoon Films has announced that production will soon begin on a science fiction thriller to be directed by Fanton Brasshorn. Brasshorn will be directing Heidi Montag and Joan R...
HOLLYWOOD - Two of the biggest movie bombs of the year, The Little Fockers and The Tourist are already available at most Blockbuster Video Stores and Red Box outlets throughout America, except for Doohickey, Arkansas which has neither a Blockbuster n...
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