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Funny story: Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...

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Funny story: Hell On Sale Now

Hell On Sale Now

Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much. Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...

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Funny story: Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...

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Funny story: Local Man's Wife Feeds Him Cucumber Sandwiches Hoping To Poison Him So She Can Go Looking For Johnny Depp

Local Man's Wife Feeds Him Cucumber Sandwiches Hoping To Poison Him So She Can Go Looking For Johnny Depp

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long suffering wife has been feeding him exclusively on a diet of cucumber sandwiches, since it was revealed that some cucumbers could be laced with lethal quantities of the botulinus - or botuli...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...

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Funny story: 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Goes for Hairstyle Change; Wants to Look Like Johnny Depp

Queen Elizabeth II Goes for Hairstyle Change; Wants to Look Like Johnny Depp

Ever since the Queen learned she may be a distant relative of Johnny Depp, the Palace is a changed place. Decorum and tradition have gone out the window. "Ahoy, it's a new day," the Queen has announced to all who will listen. The Royal...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, half of the infamous Brangelina duo, proudly talked about her latest tattoo. Jolie was asked what the new tattoo which she says is a Gothic looking numeral "7" actually represents. She giggled and told Gigi de...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II May be Related to Johnny Depp, Gets Movie Role as Pirate

Queen Elizabeth II May be Related to Johnny Depp, Gets Movie Role as Pirate

As soon as she heard experts say that she and Depp may be 20th cousins, Her Majesty took immediate action. Her fashion consultants were called in and ordered to design an array of Royal eye patches. "And throw out those flowery hats," the Quee...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Addresses The Rumors of 'Bare Skinned Snuggling' With Her 'Tourist' Co-Star Johnny Depp

Angelina Jolie Addresses The Rumors of 'Bare Skinned Snuggling' With Her 'Tourist' Co-Star Johnny Depp

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie says that she cannot believe the amount of gossip that is generated regarding her, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Piers Morgan. Jolie said that she wants to clear the air by putting some of the rumors...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...

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Funny story: Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...

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Funny story: Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

HOLLYWOOD - The Lions Face Motion Picture Company is association with TriMoon Films has announced that production will soon begin on a science fiction thriller to be directed by Fanton Brasshorn. Brasshorn will be directing Heidi Montag and Joan R...

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Funny story: "The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

"The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the biggest movie bombs of the year, The Little Fockers and The Tourist are already available at most Blockbuster Video Stores and Red Box outlets throughout America, except for Doohickey, Arkansas which has neither a Blockbuster n...

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