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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Insinuates That John Travolta Is Gay - Travolta Fires Back "But Not In A Gay Way"

Carrie Fisher Insinuates That John Travolta Is Gay - Travolta Fires Back "But Not In A Gay Way"

MILWAUKEE - Carrie Fisher, the long ago star of Star Wars epics, was visiting an old high school biology teacher, Mrs. Ettie Vinnie Nutbrewster in Milwaukee. As the two talked at a local Chicky's Cheese Chalet Shoppe she was asked by one of the wa...

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Funny story: John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season

John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season

After all the drama caused by Kate Gosselin on Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are looking for more of the same. Forget talent, forget fox trots done with finesse, the show is out to prove that if they (reality stars) can ca...

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Funny story: John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

Our resident crackhead reporter in Hollywood, Paul Gollum, reports that plans are afoot for production of what will probably be the greatest musical movie ever made. For ten- year olds. Grease. It would appear that John Travolta and Olivia Newt...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...

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Funny story: Travolta Is Cage Shock.

Travolta Is Cage Shock.

Documents have been uncovered in a San Pablo medical centre pertaining to an operation performed in 1996. The operation was commissioned by a Mr. J Woo and involved a Mr. J Travolta and a Mr N Cage Esq. Early evidence suggests that Mr Travolta's f...

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Funny story: Travolta "rising to the occasion" with Jolie, Brad Pitt approves

Travolta "rising to the occasion" with Jolie, Brad Pitt approves

Rising to the occasion, the Oh Boy Dough Company of Knead, California has donated a ton of dough already kneaded to the Red Cross. This needy organization will begin baking bagels to ship overseas to our soldiers in Iraq. The Red Cross was ov...

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Funny story: John Travolta Says He was at Controls of "Scare Force I" During NY Flyover!

John Travolta Says He was at Controls of "Scare Force I" During NY Flyover!

Jumbolair, Fl/ Flying News - In a startling revelation, aviation nut and Movie Icon John Travolta acknowledged that he was at the controls of Obama's 747 during a gut wrenching fly over of NY City which caused massive ground panic amongst Hedge Fund...

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Funny story: John Travolta to film sequel to Saturday Night Fever

John Travolta to film sequel to Saturday Night Fever

Staying alive, staying alive, staying alive, ah ah ah ah - that is the words on the lips of anyone who's anyone in Hollywood right now. The word is out that John Travolta is to film the sequel to his 1978 hit dance movie Saturday Night Fever. Tra...

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Funny story: Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been signed to star in a remake of the 1964 classic film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. The new film will be directed by first time director and former Paris pal Nichole Richie (daughter of pop...

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Funny story: Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to be the next Robert Redford and Paul Newman. The pair have signed on for the remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Cruise will play the role of Sundance, played by Redford in the original picture, w...

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Funny story: Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...

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Funny story: November 25th will happen

November 25th will happen

Leading Scientology proponent Tom Cruise (46) came out with a remarkable prediction today. "They day after November 24 will be November 25," Cruise said to the press outside his Beverly Hills mansion. "The Prophecy decrees it such." When asked...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: John Travolta Generates Electricty with his Knees

John Travolta Generates Electricty with his Knees

"Look Who's Talking" goon John Travolta is to generate electricity for his home town of New Jersey. The lard faced star discovered his unique ability while rubbing his knees together.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.

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Funny story: Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.

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Funny story: Cruise or Travolta - Who Will Become New 'God' of Scientology

Cruise or Travolta - Who Will Become New 'God' of Scientology

Lalaland (Toilet Times) - PayPerView Enterprizes has unveiled the most spectacular event ever to buzz the not-free airways. You too can pony up the bucks to see this monumental moneymaking miracle. In a no holds barred, knock-down, d...

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