John Prescott, the former shadow boxing minister for Northern Affairs, has declared his intention to take up jogging in a bid to become this year's 2012 Olympic mascot, sponsored by cheese manufacturer, President. They confirm they have come unde...
Scandalous news from the first drafts of both John Prescott and Cherie Blair's autobiographies have revealed that in the early 1990's, the two were very nearly involved in an affair.
Downing Street today announced that Deputy Dawg John 'Twiggy' Prescott is starving.
Big 'Gordon' Brown today won the Kentucky with a blistering display of moving quickly round a bit of grass.
In a less than surprising move following the former Deputy Prime Minister's astonishing Bulimia revelations, two of the UK's leading meat pie producers, Premier Food's Fray Bentos and Ginster's Cornish Pasties, have independently deci...
A top super model has hit back at Jonathan Prescott's confession to suffering from the eating disorder bulimia.
Fat and useless MP John Prescott's risible claims to have suffered from bulimia, have been revealed to be a cynical ploy to publicize his latest slimming book entitled Eat Yourself Thin The Prescott Way it has been revealed tonight.
Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today claimed that he never said he was suffering from Bullimia Nervosa and that the Press have completely misunderstood what he actually said.
Following revelations in the press this weekend that former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott fought a career-long battle with bulimia, legendary British comic and environmental campaigner Freddie Starr has finally broken more than twenty years of...
The former deputy prime minister, John "Put 'em up" Prescott has spilled his guts about his eating disorder to newspaper the Sunday Times.
Former deputy prime minister, John Prescott has confessed to the media why he has been overweight for the past 17 years. Bulimia; Bulimia Nervosa is an eating disorder in which a sufferer gorges him/herself on food a...
Whitehall - (Lardarse Mess): Ex UK Prime Monster has said it's the Tory Party that makes him throw up and not gross over-indulgence in pies, hams and beans.
The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.
It's official, in a secret dossier, known only to myself and several million Daily Mirror readers, John Prescott has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the fattest bastard to ever enter British politics.
Semi-naked cherubs have adorned churches and places of worship for centuries but a risque carving is sure to raise eyebrows at its new home in Hull.
Former Deputy Prime Minister John "Two Jags" Prescott has been fired by fast food corporation McDonald's after just one day in his new job as a consultant.
LONDON (Defecated News) - John Prescott, former Deputy Prime Minister and ex-Heavyweight boxing champ was linked today to a new scandal involving casinos.
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