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Funny story: John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording. "You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

Virtually unknown Lucy Vaden, who provided the inspiration for the Beatles' classic song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," has died after a long battle with lupus. She was 46. Luckily, she was one of the few who had not been molested by Roman Polan...

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Funny story: 96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

Once she sang, "Give Peace A Chance" with husband John Lennon but now the 96-year-old Ono is changing it to "Give Britney a chance!" At a recent Tribute To Yoko Ono, Yoko somehow got onto the subject of Britney Spears. "I don't like the way she...

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Funny story: Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Almost 50 years since the Liverpool based music combo, The Beatles rocked the world to it's very musical foundations, Belgium has finally caught the bus too. Beatlemania is finally starting to get a grip. "I thought it was an Oasis tribute band...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd have Bed-in at Wasilla Hotel

Sarah and Todd have Bed-in at Wasilla Hotel

Propped up on pillows in a sea of white linens on a California King in the Mud Flat Suite of the a Wasilla hotel, Todd and Sarah Palin spoke to reporters in a press conference this morning. "We're holding a 'bed-in'", Mrs. Palin said, elbowing T...

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Funny story: Sean Lennon & Girlfriend Pose As Famous Nude John/Yoko Photo

Sean Lennon & Girlfriend Pose As Famous Nude John/Yoko Photo

John's son, Sean Lennon and a naked Kemp Muhl (a model and said to be his girlfriend) have recreated the memorable Rolling Stone cover of Lennon's parents, Yoko Ono and John Lennon, taken by Annie Leibovitz, just hours before Lennon was shot to death...

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Funny story: Oh, I Get "Buy" !

Oh, I Get "Buy" !

NEW YORK, NY, USA An internet auction being held by "Gotta Have It!" will feature many items associated with the Beatles and other superstars, including Jimi Hendrix. The on-line auction ends on August 5. The New York auction house first gained r...

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Funny story: Yucko Ono Mounts NYC Lennon Exhibit

Yucko Ono Mounts NYC Lennon Exhibit

Talentless artist Yucko Ono has mounted a New York city art exhibition to continue milking the Beatle legend for every red cent and union jacked ha'penny. Ono is selling John's busted granny glasses and a complete set of his coke spoons. Pints of...

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Funny story: Just Imagine

Just Imagine

This Spoof.com reporter was today approached by a hoodie youth who told me that he had some really profound things to say. Never one to miss out on a potential opportunity I told him to go ahead. "Just imagine," he said. "That there's no heaven...

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Funny story: Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon

Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon

The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ. Lennon made the notorious remark to a London newspaper in 1966. The claim angered Christians worldwide and led to Beatles' albums be...

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Funny story: Lennon in lapdance advert

Lennon in lapdance advert

Former Beatle John Lennon is featuring in a lapdance advertisement for an erotic club in the US, 28 years after his death. The singer has been brought back to life using digital technology for the One Lapdance Per Day initiative. The club, "I...

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Funny story: John Lennon: Ten Little Known Facts About Beatle John

John Lennon: Ten Little Known Facts About Beatle John

SAN ANTONIO, Texas - December 8, 2008, will mark the 28th anniversary of John Lennon's passing. John, Paul, George, and Ringo (the Beatles) still remain the most famous band of all-time. Ten Little Known Facts About John Lennon: 1. He hated the G chord and never included it in any of his songs. 2. Most people thought that John's middle name was Winston. It wasn't, his middle name was M...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost: The Beatles Are Still More Famous Than JC

John Lennon's Ghost: The Beatles Are Still More Famous Than JC

Just as the Vatican announced that John Lennon could be forgiven for claiming that the Lads from Liverpool were more famous than the Lord, The ghost of Lennon appeared to tell the world that Boys from the British invasion now had even more fame than...

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Funny story: McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

In a miraculous event, Paul McCartney and John Lennon have been reunited in, of all places, Bulgaria. McCartney was on a private trip recently to Sofia (issuing writs to noncomplying internet music purchasers) when he met John in the slum dwellin...

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Funny story: John Lennon shot dead at 67

John Lennon shot dead at 67

In news that will shock the world we can exclusively reveal that John Lennon, lovable rogue and Dwarf catcher, has been shot dead by a crazed gunman in the heart of New York City. After hearing the tragic news we sent our US Correspondent Andrew R...

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Funny story: Elvis and John Lennon return

Elvis and John Lennon return

John Lennon and Elvis will team up for a duet. The two have long admired each others work and will finally work on a project together.

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Funny story: Give Peace a Chance - The Truth Behind John's Lyrics

Give Peace a Chance - The Truth Behind John's Lyrics

As John Lennon's lyrics go up for auction in July the truth about why he wrote the song is finally revealed in lost tapes from the Dakota building discovered by Liverpudlian comedian Stevie Riks .

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