The hacker group Dark Overbored has come forward with leaks of new details on the Trump presidency. The suspicion that the presidency has secretly changed hands from Mr. Trump to Mr. Bolton is bolstered by these leaks. At issue specifically is...
According to Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, the list for who will become Acting President (APOTUS) is being carefully studied. Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan is also being called in as advisor for the process. Mr. Trump has...
White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace. Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the...
According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...
Caracas, Venezuela—Venezuelan President Nicolás “The Madman” Maduro wants to know "what [expletive deleted] happened" a week ago, when explosives-laden drones “went off,” injuring seven soldiers in what appears to have been an attempt on the dickhead...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...
National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...
Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...
Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...
Washington, D. C.—On being appointed National Security Advisor to President Trump, the moustache’s first action was to declare war on the rest of his face. The moustache’s enemy to the south, his mouth, is apparently on military alert against the inv...
News offices today are scrambling to verify reports that certain world leaders have been recommending the oak tree "solution" for current NSA surveillance programs. Another developing angle stems from unusual noise in the vicinity of President Ma...
Hay-on-Wye - (Spying Mess): Former Bush Administration under-secretary of state for arms proliferation John Bolton has laughed off suggestions he faces imminent arrest at a Hay-on-Wye literary festival lecture where he is due to talk about getting aw...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): US Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton is the latest victim of an awesomely successful Samhain hex issued by US Wiccans who earlier dispatched Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the DC dustbin AND demolis...
UNITED NATIONS, NYC (UPI)-The new US Ambassador John Bolton arrived at the United Nations in New York City on Wednesday wearing robes, a long beard, and apparently in a biblical frame of mind. He promptly summoned Kofi Annan to ascend to the top the...
UN HQ---John Bolton, assigned to political refugee status in an unofficial gulag for political refuseniks, after a partisan firestorm of insincere one-sided criticism, has slipped in a side door at the UN. "Working for the Bush team, beats sleeping...
John Bolton As Godzilla: To Challenge A Ghidran-Like World To A Mudwrestling Grudge Match...
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