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Funny story: Madonna's Friends Are Worried About The Material Grandmother

Madonna's Friends Are Worried About The Material Grandmother

MANHATTAN - Madonna is 54-years-old and a close source has revealed that she is having some trouble coping with the fact that she is no longer musically relevant. The Michigan native is very upset at the fact that she has not had a Top 40 song sin...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, performed a 20 minute stand up routine at West Hollywood's famed Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. And the 79-year-old Yiddish Yapper managed to attack her usual targets; Adele, Chelsea H...

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Funny story: Adele Hits Back Good and Hard At The Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers

Adele Hits Back Good and Hard At The Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers

DETROIT - Adele had just run through the afternoon sound check for her sold out concert at The Carburetor Arena. She was sitting in her backstage dressing room talking to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked the fanta...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers, the undisputed Queen of Mean has shown exactly why her and Omarosa are considered by many to be The Terrible Twins of Television. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors reported that Rivers, who is 79 going on 12, is still the bit...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight. She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulti...

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Funny story: Leno announces comeback date

Leno announces comeback date

Shortly after announcing that he will retire in 2014 Jay Leno announced that in January 2015 he will come back and whine to the press so much that NBC will sack his replacement Jimmy Fallon and give him back the 'Tonight' show for a third stint.

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Funny story: The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...

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Funny story: Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of lawyers positioning themselves in what could be one long, drawn out divorce case. The storybook coupling of Kris Kardashian-Jenner and husband Bruce Jenner appears to be headed for the Big D.

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Funny story: Nevada Bans Botoxing

Nevada Bans Botoxing

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing. Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

HOLLYWOOD - Christmas time was not a very happy time for the star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart. Reports are that Stewart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Rob Pattinson argued and fought back and forth like the LaLaLand version...

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Funny story: The Lady Gaga Vs. Sharon Osbourne Feud Is Heating Up

The Lady Gaga Vs. Sharon Osbourne Feud Is Heating Up

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne have become embroiled in a nasty feud that started when Sharon's 28-year-old daughter Kelly made some unkind comments about Lady Gaga. It appears that Kelly stated that Lady Gaga needed to stop wearing...

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Funny story: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...

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Funny story: Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...

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Funny story: Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

LOS ANGELES - Joan Rivers, star of two cable television shows The Fashion Police and Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, has just been offered a third TV show. According to Epitome Network spokesperson, Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, Rivers, 79, w...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Joan Rivers is like the Everready Bunny who just keeps on going and going. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" can fire off razor sharp barbs at celebrities, politicians, and sports figures quicker than anyone on the face of the E...

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Funny story: President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...

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