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Funny story: Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Bookies in the UK are now taking a more level headed approach to the Jimmy Savile inquiry and are offering the following odds in the case. Odds Against politicians appearing in the dock on paedophilia charges resulting from inquiry. (1) One politician appearing.... 33/1. (2) Two politicians appearing... 50/1. (3) More than two... 1000/1. (4) Member of the cabinet appearing...2000/1. (5)...

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Funny story: BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Piers Moron just leaked in a Rolling Stone interview that he'd consider giving up his 'wildly' successful show in America to 'come home to roost' as head of the BBC. He was non committal when asked if he favoured Russell Brand to be the face of...

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Funny story: George Entwistle lined up for "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"

George Entwistle lined up for "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"

George Entwistle, who resigned as Director General of the BBC on Saturday night after the Newsnight scandal that saw the investigative programme broadcast a piece saying a senior Tory during the Thatcher era was involved in child abuse at a North Wal...

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Funny story: Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...

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Funny story: Virginity For Sale In Online Auction

Virginity For Sale In Online Auction

Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good. Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc...

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Funny story: Bookies' odds on Jimmy Savile case - place bets now!

Bookies' odds on Jimmy Savile case - place bets now!

Bookmakers throughout Britain have opened a book on the investigation into the Jimmy Savile affair. They are offering odds on the following. (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no further" blah, blah, blah and it simply disappears as the public are lulled back into televisual narcosis. 3/1 (2) Invest...

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Funny story: US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

A US reality TV star - who we are unable to name for legal reasons - today furiously denied she is the dark haired star in a new sex tape released on the internet. The big butted star with hundreds of sisters who shot to fame in the mid noughties...

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Funny story: Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...

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Funny story: Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Paul Gadd, also known as Gary Glitter, has been forced to reveal in court where he has been hiding for the past few years. "We were very surprised to discover that Paul has been hiding out in a camp site near Oldham living as a woman," said solici...

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Funny story: Strictly In The Marines

Strictly In The Marines

Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines". Back and to the Left news was alway...

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Funny story: Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club warns Cameron over Halloween PMQs

Hellfire Club warns Cameron over Halloween PMQs

London - Dozens of former and current Cabinet Ministers could be outed as Jimmy Savile's brats as pervy Hellfire Sperm Bank deposit secrets are released under the 60 Year Rule. Wednesday's televised debate sees Tory Fright Wingers on the party's T...

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Funny story: Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website

Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website

News has emerged that a proportion of the charity funds raised by the not-Sir Jimmy Savile not-OBE, was siphoned off to fund a transvestite website called TV-Chix, where cross dressing men would arrange meetings for sex. "This is one more nail in...

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Funny story: Cameron squirms at PMQ 'paedo ring at Number 10' claim

Cameron squirms at PMQ 'paedo ring at Number 10' claim

London - A Labour MP has stirred up the Jimmy Savile whornets nest with a crafty question about 'a paedophile ring' inside the government's seat of power at No 10. West Bromwich East MP Tom Watson stunned the House by asking for a review of police...

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Funny story: BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

In a major departure from usual government policy, the BBC has been given the green light to raise the annual TV licence fee by 'considerably more than inflation', according to a highly placed government source. It is understood that high level ne...

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Funny story: Entwhistle has Wall to Wall holes in the schedule

Entwhistle has Wall to Wall holes in the schedule

BBC Director General George Entwhistle will appear before a house of commons select committee today to answer the charge that he suppressed the 'Newsnight' investigation into Jimmy Savile in order to save himself the hassle of re scheduling two tribu...

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Funny story: Ron and Fred on The British Secret Intelligence Agencies.

Ron and Fred on The British Secret Intelligence Agencies.

"Alright there, Ron" "Yeah, not s' bad as it 'appens, Fred." "Yer don't wanna go araand sayin' that no more Ron." "Oh yeah, I see what yer mean Fred." "Not safe sayin' that now it aint... I saw 'im once I did, years ago mind." "That creep! When was that then, Fred?" "I saw that Jimmy Savaloy, ooooh, nineteen eight-one, eighty-two, raand abaat then. In one ov them London marathon fings 'e wa...

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