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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Journalists and Pundits Told Me To Say 'Blood Libel', I Actually Like The Heebs.

Sarah Palin: "Journalists and Pundits Told Me To Say 'Blood Libel', I Actually Like The Heebs.

Alaskan politotard Sarah Palin is backing away from her reference to 'blood-libel', which she used to discuss how the backlash from Gunsight-Gate is actually the fault of journalists and pundits. Because... ...she thought it was label, and not libel...

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Funny story: Israel replaces brick in Wailing Wall. World decries "disproportionate land-theft"

Israel replaces brick in Wailing Wall. World decries "disproportionate land-theft"

Israel today replaced a crumbling brick in the Old City's Wailing Wall with a new one, to the outrage of the international community. In a press conference, US president Barack Obama condemned the act, calling it "despicable and disproportionate l...

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Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...

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Funny story: Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Mel Gibson has reportedly been calling the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons to quote-unquote "reverse the process". Post the airing of Gibson's latest rant on the Ryan Seacrest bimbo megaphone channel, Gibson's left with few options. Gone are...

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Funny story: Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

A white supremacist, who earlier this year attempted to take the life of the President of the United States and was sentenced to ten years in federal prison, is trying to convince the courts to allow him to have the tattoos altered before serving his...

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Funny story: Jews Finally Counter-Denounce Catholic Church

Jews Finally Counter-Denounce Catholic Church

After 2000 years of being made the scapegoat for the death of Jesus Christ, the Jewish Anti-Defamation League went for the throat of Catholicism when they denounced the Catholic Church for claiming the latest media attack on the Pope for his alleged...

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Funny story: Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH! This long lost tribe have...

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Funny story: German Investment Group Hatches Plan For Auschwitz Theme Park

German Investment Group Hatches Plan For Auschwitz Theme Park

Jewish communities were in uproar this afternoon after a group of German investors announced plans to build a new theme park close to the site of the infamous Death Camp at Auschwitz, used to exterminate millions of Jews between 1940 and 1945. The...

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Funny story: Blitzer Urges Crotch Bomber to Become Jewish

Blitzer Urges Crotch Bomber to Become Jewish

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer has appealed to infamous "Crotch Bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to switch to Judiasm. "It's a much more peaceful religion than Christianity-plus we don't go around proselytizing." Blitzer's comments came in response to...

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Funny story: New Jews Rock Out

New Jews Rock Out

(New York-NY) They call themselves "New Jews", Generation X and Y Jewish Americans, who are bringing the religion's ancient cultural beliefs to modern forms of expression. According to Punk Rocker Patrick A, "When I'm on stage screaming and pouri...

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Funny story: Israel sets holocaust denier free

Israel sets holocaust denier free

Tel Aviv, Israel - Dr. Johann Himmler was released from prison today, after a harrowing three week ordeal in which he faced up to ten years in prison for holocaust denial. It started last month when he was scheduled to fly to Tehran to promote his...

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Funny story: Israeli army captures last Midianite

Israeli army captures last Midianite

Chandler, Arizona - In a lightening raid, and aided by local law enforcement, a seven member team from the Israeli army captured the last Midianite-American. It is believed that he is in actuality, the last Midianite, period. Andy Frank, who had...

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Funny story: Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

TEL AVIV, Zion - This past summer, Zionist Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his approval to a sovereign Palestinian state. He said, "I call on you, our Palestinian neighbors, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority: Let us begin peac...

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Funny story: ASDA to re-label all home brand foods in Yiddish

ASDA to re-label all home brand foods in Yiddish

UK leading supermarket chain, ASDA, has announced that in an effort to embrace a multicultural Britain, It will be re-labelling all its home brand foods in Yiddish. Customers will be encouraged to learn the translations in order to make the wealt...

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Funny story: Mossad stung as New Jersey corruption probe busts dozens of rabbis

Mossad stung as New Jersey corruption probe busts dozens of rabbis

New Jersey - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Still smarting from its $900 million Pension Fund Madoff Ponzi Scam losses Mossad has been stung once again with today's arrest of dozens of New Jersey rabbis and their State politician stooges. A 10-year FBI...

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Funny story: Controversial Jewish Leader Woody (Woodward) Allen Criticized By Controversial Woodward (Woody) Allen

Controversial Jewish Leader Woody (Woodward) Allen Criticized By Controversial Woodward (Woody) Allen

Controversial semi-comedian and part-time husband and father, Woodward (Woody) Allen (Not to be confused with his second cousin, Woody (Wordward) Allen or Woody's nephew, Wormy "Wormwood" Allen) says that controversial Allen is NOT a member of the Te...

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