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Funny story: Jersey Shore Cast To Blame For Herpes Outbreak?

Jersey Shore Cast To Blame For Herpes Outbreak?

In recent weeks New Jersey residents have been subject to the worst Herpes outbreaks in recent history and some are saying the 'Jersey Shore' cast is to blame. New Jersey native Tony "The Dilemma" Cosentino said "Last week I found out I got that...

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Funny story: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Angrily Heading Back To The Jersey Shore After Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Angrily Heading Back To The Jersey Shore After Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - It came down to Michael Sorrentino and Bristol Palin and when the Dancing With The Stars votes were tallied it was "The Situation" Sorrentino who found himself voted off the dancing show. "Sitch's" dance partner Karina Smirnoff told co...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars's Karina Smirnoff, who was once engaged to wed "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has let her new dance partner Michael Sorrentino, alias "The Situation" know that he had better behave himsel...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Fined $500 For Tossing Pizza Slices At Unsuspecting Seagulls

The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Fined $500 For Tossing Pizza Slices At Unsuspecting Seagulls

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, New Jersey - The Jersey Shore's cast member known as "Snooki" has been fined $500 for throwing pizza slices at unsuspecting seagulls. The Jersey Shore's pint-sized actress, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, told Seaside Heights p...

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Funny story: Prosecutor Claims Snooki Annoying On and Off Screen

Prosecutor Claims Snooki Annoying On and Off Screen

The New Jersey Prosecutor who brought charges of disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance against Snooki Polizzi for her antics on a beach in July, has now added a third charge of annoying behavior to her rap sheet. Snooki's attorney, upo...

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Funny story: Snooki's Charges Misrepresented By Major News Agencies

Snooki's Charges Misrepresented By Major News Agencies

It doesn't matter that "Jersey Shore" castmember Snooki Polizzi looks like a tangerine-colored manatee. She is now a defendant in a quasi-criminal case before a New Jersey Municipal court, and the major news agencies are too busy making jokes about...

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Funny story: Hells Angels Called in to Restore Peace on Jersey Shore

Hells Angels Called in to Restore Peace on Jersey Shore

Things have gotten so out of hand on the Jersey Shore, what with Snooki and now co-Jerseyite, Ronnie, getting arrested for what the producers call "behavioral issues," that the Hells Angels New York chapter has had to step in to keep the Jersey gang...

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Funny story: 'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Busted For Impersonating an Italian, Parking Tickets

'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Busted For Impersonating an Italian, Parking Tickets

"Jersey Shore" cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was taken in to custody by Seaside Heights PD this morning, because of warrants for unpaid parking tickets, as well as unlawfully impersonating a Italian. N.J.S.A. 2c:13-1(a)-(d) provides as follows:...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Considering Deporting The Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi aka "Snooki"

President Obama Is Considering Deporting The Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi aka "Snooki"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama took time from his conference dealing with the itemized bill that the United States will be sending to BP for the hellacious mess that their well made in the Gulf of Mexico to answer a question regarding the TV real...

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Funny story: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Threatens To Cut Off The Electricity To The Jersey Shore TV Show

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Threatens To Cut Off The Electricity To The Jersey Shore TV Show

TRENTON, New Jersey - The Governor of The Garden State has once again asked the producers of The Jersey Shore reality show to please leave his state immediately. Governor Chris Christie said that the group has become an embarrassment to the honest...

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Funny story: Jersey Shore Looking to Move Permanently to South Beach

Jersey Shore Looking to Move Permanently to South Beach

With the governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, threatening to throw the entire cast of Jersey Shore out on their patooties, the producers of the show are shopping around for another state with a shore that will take them. So far Virginia has sai...

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Funny story: Seaside Heights, NJ Police Release Political Prisoner Nicole Polizzi

Seaside Heights, NJ Police Release Political Prisoner Nicole Polizzi

Like Mandela, Gandhi, Bhutto and DMX, the human race has a shameful record of imprisoning those who had the courage to rally against oppression. And, while we all wish we can look at that history, believing that we've risen above it, oppression of t...

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Funny story: Like Hemingway, Kerouac, Ginsberg: Nicole Polizzi Is the Voice of a Generation

Like Hemingway, Kerouac, Ginsberg: Nicole Polizzi Is the Voice of a Generation

Like Dylan, Ginsberg, Hemingway, Pee-Wee, and Hunter S. Thompson, Nicole Polizzi is The apokesperson of a generation's subculture. And even though there are 7 members in the ensemble cast of MTV's breakthrough serial documentary series "Jersey Sho...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore

Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore

BROOKLYN - Miley Cyrus was in Brooklyn shopping for a special brand of knee high boots sold only at Brooklyn's Dees Boots Is Made Fa Walkin' Boot Shop. She was asked if the rumors about her being asked to join The Jersey Shore were true. Miley...

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Funny story: Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!

Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!

Jersey Shore cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town, Seaside Heights, where the MTV show is based. Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Byrd says Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested at around 3:30 p.m.

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Funny story: Jersey Shore's Snooki Arrested for 'Beer-Bonging' Pancake Syrup on Beach

Jersey Shore's Snooki Arrested for 'Beer-Bonging' Pancake Syrup on Beach

The day after MTV's premiere of Italian-American smear-fest "Jersey Shore Season 2: Son of Jersey Shore," tangerine-colored porker Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ, where the show is currently filming. Police officials c...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shore's Snooki is Demanding That President Obama Do Away With The 10% Tanning Tax

The Jersey Shore's Snooki is Demanding That President Obama Do Away With The 10% Tanning Tax

QUEENS, New York - One of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Snooki was in town with her second cousin Elvira Pennafelli, who had an appointment with her probation officer. The Snook, as her Aunt Chentina calls her, was asked why she was looking so pa...

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