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Funny story: Jedward Are Really Vampires, Claims Sheffield Woman

Jedward Are Really Vampires, Claims Sheffield Woman

X-Factor twins, John and Edward Grimes, aka 'Jedward' aren't really twins at all, and they don't come from Dublin, Ireland. They are in fact vampires from Rumania, from the Transylvania region, who were picked up by pop promoter Louis Walsh in Buc...

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Funny story: Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...

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Funny story: BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

British Telecom have finally resolved the major fault they have experienced on their telephone system. Engineer Matt Tankard, 32, said "for about 7 weeks now we have experienced serious issues on a set of London number's. This week however, we see...

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Funny story: Jedward axed - Literally!

Jedward axed - Literally!

At last, after 26 weeks of 'Jedmania' the worbeling and permanently surprised Irish duo have been vetoed off the X Factor. After a dispassionate plea in midweek to the baying masses of X Factor, temporary leader, Gordon Brown, in a rousing speech...

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Funny story: Walsh needs breast reconstruction surgery

Walsh needs breast reconstruction surgery

The British public finally made a sensible decision tonight and voted out Louis Walsh's haemmorhoid strokers Jedward. Sadly this move means that Walsh will now need reconstructive surgery since the prize tits he has been flashing on the show for t...

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Funny story: Local Man Falls Asleep Watching X-Factor

Local Man Falls Asleep Watching X-Factor

Local man, Damian Hogan tonight fell asleep watching the rivetting TV talent show, the X-Factor. When he later awoke, Hogan was dying to know what song Jedward performed on the show. Sadly, his wife could tell him no more than that it wasn't 'Wake...

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Funny story: Jedward Set To Join Aerosmith

Jedward Set To Join Aerosmith

Aerosmith have sensationally announced their replacement for Steven Tyler. As reported in Aerosmith Look For New Singer the band were hunting for a new singer after tensions with Tyler flared due to his apparent falling off the wagon. In a shoc...

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Funny story: Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i...

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Funny story: The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!

The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!

A last minute prediction by Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reached the ears of the Irish twins, John and Edward. They say they will put everything into it to see that Mr. Brown is wrong. "That just gives us an extra incentive, doesn't it?" stated...

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Funny story: Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes

Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes

Stunning news just emerging from the PR HQ of top Brit girl band The Bonkettes suggests that Jedward, Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes, of the vertical hairstyles, a bit like boxing promoter Don King, but different, WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE BONKE...

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Funny story: Jedward in "Milli Vanilli" scam shock

Jedward in "Milli Vanilli" scam shock

If you, like many thousands of other mentally retarded TV viewers thought that Scrotal lesions John and Edward gave their best performance "ever" on last Saturday's fi-X Factor, then stand by to be SHOCKED to your very core. It may not have been t...

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Funny story: Jedward Join Deadwood In Bedford

Jedward Join Deadwood In Bedford

It has been sensationally revealed that to coincide with the formation of the, I feel, quite amusing headline, Jedward have been asked to appear in the long awaited new episode of American wild west adventure Deadwood. Long since thought to be fin...

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Funny story: Cowell uses Nazi chestnut

Cowell uses Nazi chestnut

Beleaguered Pop Svengali Simon Cowell is still reeling this weekend following the titanic outpouring of righteous indignation from the great British Public about his "Fix" Factor decisions. Cowell, 87, actually attempted to apologise in last night...

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Funny story: Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...

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Funny story: Jedward split

Jedward split

Tonight's edition of the X-Factor has been thrown in to turmoil amid rumours that the Irish brotherly duo have split, but not how you might think. Scientists from Oxford university say they have evidence that the Irish duo John and Edward Grimes...

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Funny story: Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?

Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?

London - (Chromosome X-Why? Fucter): The hair-raising tribute act could well be a greasy chip off the well-oiled Williams block if DNA stories are to be believed. This weekend the doolally-duo's manager has denied any links to Wobbie, whose featu...

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Funny story: Jedward Loved By Robbie Williams, Labeled "Bozos" By Gordon Brown

Jedward Loved By Robbie Williams, Labeled "Bozos" By Gordon Brown

The controversial twins, John and Edward or Jedward are all over the news and some are jumping on the bandwagon while others seem to gag. Singer Robbie Williams, a controversial figure himself, stated on a radio program that he loves the guys.

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