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Funny story: Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...

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Funny story: President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Sued in New York City, Japan!

Lady Gaga Sued in New York City, Japan!

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga is being sued in a New York Court by several of her former fans because of her outfits that she wore when they went to see her perform. Although she told reporters that the whole thing...

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Funny story: Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...

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Funny story: North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence. An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in oper...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak. He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Se...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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Funny story: Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...

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Funny story: Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...

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Funny story: Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

"For too long our economy has suffered under the shadow of happiness and well being" proclaimed Japanese Finance Minister Taro Aso at the official launch of the new Suffering for Prosperity committee. The committee was formed earlier this month a...

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Funny story: Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...

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Funny story: Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

ZAGREB, Croatia - The government of Croatia has just released a military news bulletin. The bulletin states that their planned invasion of Japan has been cancelled indefinitely. A spokesperson for the Croatian government identified as Kovlovin...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...

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Funny story: US Sending Ospreys to Japan

US Sending Ospreys to Japan

TOKYO (AP) - The United States is moving ahead with plans to deploy its first Ospreys to Japan, despite strong opposition from residents over safety issues and concerns about their behavior patterns. Local residents have heard of the damage they have...

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Funny story: World's Most Expensive Hat Comes With Car

World's Most Expensive Hat Comes With Car

Complimentary services and products have long been used to intensify consumer interest. The added value of something free with something you pay for has been used to market high end products and as seen on TV junk alike. Although this is nothing new,...

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Funny story: Tsunami-Driven Toyota Dealership Washes Up In California

Tsunami-Driven Toyota Dealership Washes Up In California

Venice, California - Japan's 2011 tsunami has brought yet another surprise to American shores. A Toyota dealership, complete with a sales staff and a service dapartment, has landed on the beach here, less than a week after a Japanese fishing doc...

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Funny story: A Norwegian Archaeological Team Believes That They Have Found The Remains of The Infamous Monster Godzilla

A Norwegian Archaeological Team Believes That They Have Found The Remains of The Infamous Monster Godzilla

OSAKA, Japan - A archaeological team from Holmenkollen, Norway, has made an amazing discovery. Olaf "Icicles" Gunnarstrand, leader of the six-man archaeological team, has declared that the team known as The Blue Sardines has discovered the bones o...

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