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Funny story: Arizona Enacts One Of The Toughest Leash Laws In America

Arizona Enacts One Of The Toughest Leash Laws In America

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona Jan Brewer acting on thousands of complaints from citizens of the state who say that Arizona needs a leash law has just signed into law Arizona Leash Law LL-13. The governor said that she just got sick and tired o...

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Funny story: Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently spoke before a gathering of The Retired Saguaro Cactus Breeders Coalition at a local Sand & More Sand Motel convention room where she thanked them for the patience they exhibited in a field that has be...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Bans Bert and Ernie From Entering The State

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Bans Bert and Ernie From Entering The State

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has once again shown that she is going to run the state of Arizona with an iron fist, an iron mouth, and an iron groin. The 66-year-old very weathered governor, known as Jan "The Man" because of her unfeminine charact...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says She's Throwing Her Sombrero (Hat) Into The GOP Presidential Ring

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says She's Throwing Her Sombrero (Hat) Into The GOP Presidential Ring

PHOENIX - Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann may have another female candidate entering the presidential race. Reports filtering out of Arizona are saying that the state's governor Jan Brewer has decided to run for the office of president. Effort...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Apologizes For Saying She Shot A Vampire

Sarah Palin Apologizes For Saying She Shot A Vampire

WASILLA, Alaska - The campaign manager and staff of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin are desperate to try and put her back into the national spotlight. In recent weeks fellow GOP female Michele "Hairspray" Bachmann has all but taken the focus...

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Funny story: GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter flew into Flagstaff, Arizona to visit an old high school girlfriend and she was shocked at the amount of fires burning throughout the state. Coulter, who is not one to hold her tongue, told a reporte...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land. The governor, who lately has bee...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Announces She'll Enter The GOP Presidential Primaries As The Wind Bag Party Candidate

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Announces She'll Enter The GOP Presidential Primaries As The Wind Bag Party Candidate

PHOENIX - One of the most unpopular governors in the entire United States, next to Wisconsin's Scott "The Union Whacker" Walker has just throw her 'one-sided' hat into the Republican primaries. Jan Brewer, has been nicknamed "The Man" because of h...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on. Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...

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Funny story: Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while operating motor vehicles on state...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker And Says "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker And Says "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer has called up the governor of Wisconsin and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you." The message was in reference to Governor Scott Walker disregarding his state's union workers including teachers, pol...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Accompanies Bristol Palin on Walmart Shopping Trip

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Accompanies Bristol Palin on Walmart Shopping Trip

Phoenix, AZ - The Governor of Arizona is beside herself to have a member of Tea Party royalty living in the fair city of Phoenix. To show her appreciation, Governor Jan Brewer accompanied Bristol Palin to a local Walmart store to help her pick out dr...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio States That Gays Are No Longer Welcome In Arizona

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio States That Gays Are No Longer Welcome In Arizona

MARICOPA, Arizona - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle recently spoke with Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is probably the most well-known lawman in the entire United States. "Pinky" Arpaio, was given his unusual nickname by the inmates, pr...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Bans El Nino in Arizona

Arizona Governor Bans El Nino in Arizona

Listen up cold fronts, heat waves, highs and lows, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just issued another of her famous edicts, this time aimed against the weather phenomenon known as El Nino. "As far as I and the citizens of the State of Arizona are co...

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Funny story: "Next cue card, Cholo!" Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has Stroke During Debate; Not Really Ready For This "'Remembering Important Things' Thing."

"Next cue card, Cholo!" Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has Stroke During Debate; Not Really Ready For This "'Remembering Important Things' Thing."

Supporters of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer are saddened this morning over reports that she actually suffered a series of debilitating strokes during the Gubernatorial debate yesterday. "It was obvious that she was in a lot of trouble early on," sai...

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Funny story: President Obama Pledges $600 Million To Help Secure Our Southern Border - He Grins And Adds "And Arizona Ain't Gettin' One Damn Dime!"

President Obama Pledges $600 Million To Help Secure Our Southern Border - He Grins And Adds "And Arizona Ain't Gettin' One Damn Dime!"

POCATELLO, Idaho - President Barack Obama was speaking at Pocatello's One Potato Two Potato Palace before a group known as The Pocatello Potato Packers Federation. He informed them that he had just signed a bill allowing the southern border states...

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Funny story: Jan Brewer Tells Sarah Palin "Thanks, Honey, But in Arizona, We Call them Balls"

Jan Brewer Tells Sarah Palin "Thanks, Honey, But in Arizona, We Call them Balls"

In an attempt to get the back of a fellow female Governor, Arizona's Jan Brewer, Sara Palin stated on Fox News that President Obama doesn't have the cojones to secure the nation's borders and fix immigration. She went on to say that Jan Brewer does,...

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