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Funny story: Wenham to take over Naked Chef series

Wenham to take over Naked Chef series

Australian cutie-pie (pun very much intended, although I'm not a cannibal) Dave Wenham has been offered to take over the show after original star Jamie Oliver has retreated to publishing only.

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Funny story: Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Tiny shrimpy prawny creatures Krill are demanding a greater profile in celebrity restaurant circles. The minute marine crustaceans are considered a keystone food for a variety of big ocean fish such as whales, manta rays, sharks, sea...

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Funny story: Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.

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Funny story: Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.

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Funny story: Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

TV swearing expert and presenter of the F-word, Gordon Ramsay, has said in a statement today that he intends to curb his foul language, and concentrate, instead, on being a chef. Ramsay, 61, is the most-wrinkled man on TV, and has become notorious...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver gets his cock out (as in cockerel, Google) and shows it to chicks (as in chickens, Google) in Snuff Movie (involving cockerels and chickens, Google)

Jamie Oliver gets his cock out (as in cockerel, Google) and shows it to chicks (as in chickens, Google) in Snuff Movie (involving cockerels and chickens, Google)

Stud muffin super-chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid. Male birds are despat...

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Funny story: Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to launch chain of low-cost crack dens

Jamie Oliver to launch chain of low-cost crack dens

London - (Greasy Spoon Mess): Amid persistent reports that the bottom has fallen out of the UK's self-publicising foodie market North London chef Jamie Oliver is rumored to be expanding into the country's fastest-growing juvenile industry and...

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Funny story: Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Reward for Theft

Jamie Oliver Reward for Theft

Jamie Oliver, who has been dubbed the most annoying TV chef in history, has offered a reward to anybody who can give information regarding a theft from the pub where the twat grew up.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Is Really An Idiot

Jamie Oliver Is Really An Idiot

Jamie Oliver, the blubbermouthed TV chef, has been quick to prove that he's really an idiot after some observers have said that he's, in fact, clever. Jamie, whose programme about rotten school meals was a big em...

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Funny story: Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Bernard Matthews has today sacked his marketing company following the recent campaign that has snowballed out of hand.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.

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Funny story: Is Jamie Burning The Candle At Both Ends?

Is Jamie Burning The Candle At Both Ends?

Celebrity Chef, Jamie Oliver, is today denying that his manic lifestyle is taking its toll on him.

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Funny story: Oliver Gets Some More

Oliver Gets Some More

Cheeky chappie cock-en-ee chef, Jamie Oliver, is reported to be loosing his battle against his expanding waist line.

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Funny story: Yorkshire School Adopts Jamie's School Dinners

Yorkshire School Adopts Jamie's School Dinners

Thripthwaite-en-le-Frith Grammar School (mixed) in Yorkshire is the first school to introduce the new Jamie Oliver menu following the success of his TV expose.

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