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Funny story: Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

James Bond's favourite Pussy Galore has upset Russia with Punk Rock song 'Put In Shit' performed in Canterbury Cathedral with Rotten eggs and tomatoes being thrown at an ecstatic audience. Pussy is being sentenced to twenty years in a Siberian s...

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Funny story: Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

After her much trumpeted acting debut at the understated Olympic opening ceremony, the Queen's Hollywood career looks set to begin. Universal are understood to be in talks with her majesty about a film chronicling the life and times of Helen Mirre...

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Funny story: Exhibition celebrating sexism, state sanctioned murder, racist stereotypes, violence against women and promiscuity attracts large crowds in London

Exhibition celebrating sexism, state sanctioned murder, racist stereotypes, violence against women and promiscuity attracts large crowds in London

An exhibition in the centre of London that has drawn millions of visitors has been condemned as obscene by Human Rights activists with many calling the exhibition "offensive". One exhibit promotes IED's, a suicide vest and a device that could be e...

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Funny story: LeBron James or James LeBron: Secret Agent Man

LeBron James or James LeBron: Secret Agent Man

When secret agent LeBron James plays Kevin Durant, there is no Thunderball. LeBron is the winner who takes all. The NBA must guarantee that LeBron James wins a championship. Otherwise, he is an Octopussy. The NBA has standards. When it crowns...

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Funny story: US Bond Girls

US Bond Girls

American secret agents who have been trying to recruit women to be involved in spying, in an effort to reach sex equality targets have been unfairly accused of seeking 'bits on the side'. A vigorous internal examination of all the evidence is bein...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...

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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Following a personal appeal to Daniel Craig and a failed screen test on the set of Bond 23 yesterday, Kim Kardashian has reportedly created a demo video to highlight her other talents in the hope of being reconsidered for the role of the next Bond Gi...

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Funny story: Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Not to be left out of the next entertainment news cycle and realizing her 15 minutes of reality show nonsensical fame is about up, newly available though not yet divorced Kim Karplastican, will be lobbying Daniel Craig to win the female lead in the n...

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Funny story: Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday. Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, current...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

TARZANA - Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were recently spotted at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo. The couple looked quite cozy as they walked around petting some of the extremely friendly animals such as Gladys the Goat, Laura t...

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Funny story: Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

The benefits of abbreviated headlines and cell phone based news snippets were brought into question again this weekend, as news of Greek bond issues hit the airwaves, and several entertainment industry executives were made to look like idiots. As...

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Funny story: James Middleton To Be The New Bond

James Middleton To Be The New Bond

Hollywood, CA - After watching the stunningly suave Bible reading given by James Middleton at the royal wedding of his sister Kate, casting agents in Hollywood and the UK have confirmed it is a "done deal" that he will be the new face of Bond - Ja...

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Funny story: James Bond in Libya

James Bond in Libya

We have reliable reports coming in that James Bond is currently in Libya. Previously he slept with Gaddafi's daughter Salome in an attempt to find out more about her father's plans. But Bond was suspected, because his penis was tattooed with the Union Jack - only visible when erect. Our man James only escaped after overpowering several tanks sent to eliminate him. But this was after Bond d...

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Funny story: Bond 23 Commences Filming Following Finance Problems

Bond 23 Commences Filming Following Finance Problems

The 3rd Bond film featuring Daniel Craig as the Secret Agent has finally commenced filming following a number of problems with gathering the necessary funds to complete the film. In order to ensure appropriate funding could be secured, a number of...

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Funny story: James Bond - Cutesy Fears

James Bond - Cutesy Fears

Wacky robots speaking in accents from the southern USA? Bikini-clad bunny rabbits? Bluebirds packing AK47s? These are among the images studio insiders fear if the latest James Bond movie gets the go-ahead with financial backing from Disney.

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood, the man who made Dirty Harry a household name and was the American who pioneered spaghetti westerns revealed that many years ago he was offered the role of James Bond. Eastwood said that his hair stylist, his manager, a...

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