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Funny story: Lady Truth about to step forward and unwrap her robes for full display

Lady Truth about to step forward and unwrap her robes for full display

President Erdogan of Turkey has said “the naked truth” will be revealed this coming Tuesday on the Jamal Khashoggi case. In response, Lady Truth was overheard murmuring something as she stepped out of her daily bath onto a rubber floormat. Appa...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

There was more controversy in the Jamal Khashoggi situation today, when the Washington Post contributor's fiancée asked for her betrothed's body to be returned for burial. Mr Khashoggi entered the Saudi Arabian consulate on 2 October, and died, in...

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Funny story: Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Saudi Arabia has admitted, at last, that Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post contributor, did indeed 'encounter problems' in their consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, but it wasn't what it looks like, honest. Mr Khashoggi entered the consulate, b...

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Funny story: Showdown at The Bonesaw Corral: Saudi Arabia reveals what happened

Showdown at The Bonesaw Corral: Saudi Arabia reveals what happened

On Friday evening Saudi Arabia finally set the record straight on what happened October 2 in the Istanbul Consulate. Previous explanations were not lies. They were "impressions" that had not been properly rinsed and dried. Laundering official...

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Funny story: Just In Time For Halloween! - A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka. 'Middle-eastern Torture Chamber')

Just In Time For Halloween! - A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka. 'Middle-eastern Torture Chamber')

Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there...

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Funny story: The Camel Did It: Khashoggi Murder Solved

The Camel Did It: Khashoggi Murder Solved

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Middle East, where internecine intrigue is known to cloud even the most obvious solution, it is quite possible that both the Turkish government and the Saudi royalty have already made a deal that neatly absolves any connect...

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Funny story: President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

US President Donald Trump, has told senior members of the Republican administration he is to go to Saudi Arabia to personally deal with the investigation into the disappearance of the Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Trump, who doe...

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Funny story: Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Yesterday the Washington Post newspaper published what it believed was the last article to have been written by its Saudi Arabian contributor, Jamal Khashoggi, who hasn't been seen since 2 October. It also honored him with the introduction, on its Pu...

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Funny story: Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

A spokesman for King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia revealed today that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is currently confined to his bedroom and has had his pocket money stopped while the disappearance of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashog...

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Funny story: Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

US President, Donald Trump, has spoken to reporters at the White House about the strange and mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who has not been seen since he entered the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. Trump said: "I'm...

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Funny story: Binnie the Kid busts out of embassy in Riyadh

Binnie the Kid busts out of embassy in Riyadh

The Crown Prince is now reported on the loose somewhere in the back streets of Riyadh, and beyond. This evening, Mohammed bin Salman (MbS aka “Binnie the Kid”) was whisked away from the Turkish Embassy by a fleet of limousines with dark windows an...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Lucan Spotted Playing In Goal At Barking Rovers Match

Jamal Khashoggi Lucan Spotted Playing In Goal At Barking Rovers Match

London, UK - There are reports this weekend that the self-styled Houdini-artiste may have ‘faked’ his disappearance at a Turkish bath somewhere in The Phosphorous - eh, Bosphorus - a bit like Lord Lucan in 1974. The news comes amid ‘sightings’ of...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia To X-RAY Stomachs Of Assassination Team

Saudi Arabia To X-RAY Stomachs Of Assassination Team

BILLINGSGATE POST: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman assured Secretary of State Mike Pompeo that he would provide X-rays of the stomachs of his assassination team to prove they didn’t dispose of Jamal Khashoggi by eating his body parts. Altho...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Consul's Words Taken Out Of Context, Claims Riyadh

Saudi Arabian Consul's Words Taken Out Of Context, Claims Riyadh

As the situation surrounding the disappearance of Washington Post contributor, Jamal Khashoggi, becomes ever more dire, and as the likelihood of the truth ever becoming known diminishes, the Saudi Arabian government has asked everyone to take a deep...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Has Eaten Jamal Khashoggi

Mohammed bin Salman Has Eaten Jamal Khashoggi

Mohammed bin Salman, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, whose full and extraordinary name is Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Said, has eaten Jamal Khashoggi, it has been claimed. The Prince, 33, had been extremely vague about the whereabouts o...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman flees to Turkey’s embassy in Riyadh

Mohammed bin Salman flees to Turkey’s embassy in Riyadh

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MbS), next in line to the King, is now reported taking refuge (or vanished) inside Turkey’s Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. This news comes following the controversy over Jamal Khashoggi’s disappearance inside th...

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Funny story: Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Who killed the Saudi messenger, Jamal Khashoggi? Visiting the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, Jamal was a Washington Post columnist and resident of the United States. “No one knows where exactly it happened, when it happened, or how. There were no w...

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