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Funny story: Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund

Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund

LONDON, U.K. - Susan Boyle today pledged to place two locks of her armpit hair up for auction to benefit the recently founded Jade Goody Reality Star Fund. Ms. Boyle made the announcement while attending the surprisingly successful Bullocks of Slops...

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Funny story: Jade - The Musical. Disaster Looming.

Jade - The Musical. Disaster Looming.

Reality TV took a new step forwards with the announcement that a TV show seeking the future star of a musical about the late Jade Goody will hit the screens later in the year. Graham Norton has already agreed to host the show and it is likely he w...

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Funny story: Max Clifford Book Causes Near-Riot As It Goes On Sale In Poundland

Max Clifford Book Causes Near-Riot As It Goes On Sale In Poundland

There was anger and confusion in the West Midlands town of Dudley today, when shoppers in one of the town's premier boutiques noticed media publicist Max Clifford's book for sale on one of its shelves. Poundland - where you've no need to ask; ever...

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Funny story: Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody the former human person from earth, has expressed her disappointment at the current furore dribbled out by the money-orientated press towards the voice of an angel and face of a grotesque nineteenth century Toby jug - Susan Boyle (methin...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle the new Jade Goody says Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle the new Jade Goody says Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan

London - (Frightful Eyebrows Mess): "Sure bet he'd like to get his claws into that one!" was the only comment from Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan today following reports that voracious PR guru Max Clifford thinks frumpy lardass entertainer...

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Funny story: Jack Tweedy To Marry Aspartame Boy In Civil Ceremony

Jack Tweedy To Marry Aspartame Boy In Civil Ceremony

London, England, somewhere near a gasometer - Rumours arising here that Jack Tweedy, former husband of reality TV show star and noted karaoke performer Jadey B Good is set to marry TheSpoof.com writer Aspartame Boy in a civil ceremony. "Neither of...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Sentenced To Life Imprisonment

Jade Goody Sentenced To Life Imprisonment

There was concern today that the courts may be misinterpreting new sentencing guidelines. In one case Jade Goody was sentenced to life imprisonment for crimes against the English language. She is expected to serve her sentence somewhere in Essex.

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Funny story: The Spoof announces a Jade Goody-free day

The Spoof announces a Jade Goody-free day

The Spoof.com today announced it was going to hold a Jade Goody-free day. After months of being saturated by article after article about the non-star the non-star died, and yet months later The Spoof still kept producing article after article about t...

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Funny story: Jack Tweed to Remarry

Jack Tweed to Remarry

Jade Goody's widower Jack Tweed is to remarry following a whirlwind romance, I can exclusively reveal. Tweed, 21, was jailed yesterday for 12 weeks following his conviction for a brutal assault on a cab driver. However, in a statement released thr...

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Funny story: Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Kerry Katonic is beyond help. This shock revelation has appeared today. It is feared that the star of the Iceland supermarket adverts is just a washed up ugly slapper. Recently she announced that she was getting divorced as she did not trust her h...

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Funny story: Parkinson "Exploited By Media" Claim

Parkinson "Exploited By Media" Claim

Legendary chat show host Michael Parkinson has been exploited by the media, it has been claimed. Following the long drawn out death of Jade Goody packs of reporters have been sent out to gain quotes from famous people. It is believed that Parky was p...

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Funny story: Parkinson attacks Goody

Parkinson attacks Goody

Broadcasting legend Sir Mickey Parkinson has attacked Jade Goody, days after her funeral. Speaking to the TV Times, he said the reality TV star represented: "all that's crap about Britain today". He added that she was "a whore" and "shameless" a...

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Funny story: Jade Goody - A forgotten Princess

Jade Goody - A forgotten Princess

A passionate plea has been made for the people of the UK to remember Jade Goody, the 'forgotten Princess'. Speaking today outside his newly acquired Essex mansion, publicist and financial toy boy Max Clinks appealed for the public to remember Good...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods is called bigot by Jade Goody's Ghost

Monkey Woods is called bigot by Jade Goody's Ghost

Loveable ex Dental nurse Jade Goody, 27 has condemned spoof writer Monkey Woods as being prejudiced. Ex- reality star and Ex-human Goody hit out at Monkey Woods yesterday. "I am part darkie myself yaknow. I am bored by Monkey Wood's blantant ove...

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Funny story: "Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

"Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

This summer will see Derek Accorah rejoin with the original "Most Haunted" crew as they prepare to stun the nation by summoning the ghost of Jade Goody. The ghosthunters will be joined in this historic quest by a star studded line-up including Jer...

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Funny story: Great Britain Sends Jade Goody Corpse and Five Rotund Knights To Afghanistan

Great Britain Sends Jade Goody Corpse and Five Rotund Knights To Afghanistan

USA President Barack Obama used the G-20 forum to beg European nations to send more than Euros to the flailing efforts in Afghanistan. After much Parliamentary debate and a dramatic rap intervention from the representative from Stains, the British in...

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Funny story: Thousands Flock to See "Weeping Goody"

Thousands Flock to See "Weeping Goody"

CHADAYAMANGALAM, INDIA (Kerala) - Welcome to the land of cashews, jackfruit, peppers, coconut and rubber, the legendary "Rock City," site of the giant boulder upon which Jatayu fell when Ravana cut his wings. A tourist town of about 25,000, located...

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