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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Sues over Accusation of Kindness

Jacqui Smith Sues over Accusation of Kindness

When Mr. Norman Normal saw Jacqui Smith apparently helping an infirm old woman to cross the street, he made the mistake of his life by complimenting the Home Secretary on her kindness. Now he is to be sued for ₤3 million for jeopardizing 'not on...

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Funny story: Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is sick and tired of having to pay for sex and even fork over a quid just for a little shimmy on the lap. Smith will try to restore the time honored British tradition of coming home from the Home Secretary's office after a...

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Funny story: Home Secretary Jaqui Kennedy Onassis Smith Warns Brown about Downturn!

Home Secretary Jaqui Kennedy Onassis Smith Warns Brown about Downturn!

Britons were struck incredulous when they discovered that Home Secretary Smith was the widow of JFK and Aristotle Onassis. More shock came from a leaked document from the Secretary that warned PM Brown about the impending cataclysm facing the UK fro...

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Funny story: Home Secretary livid at "Team GB's" medal results

Home Secretary livid at "Team GB's" medal results

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith is said to be "absolutey livid", "gobsmacked" and even "most upset" with the medals won by Team GB at the recent Olympics held in Beijing. This morning, she called Lord Coe into her office and her rantings and ravi...

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Funny story: Home Secretary to get tough on wheel clampers

Home Secretary to get tough on wheel clampers

After continued requests to successive Home Secretaries for almost 15 years to do something about wheel clampers, Jacqui Smith has decided the Government will act. She said" "We have been in government for over 5, er, 6, er 10 years, er, we've bee...

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Funny story: Home Secretary pledges action to tackle gang menace

Home Secretary pledges action to tackle gang menace

Books and TV shows which portray gang activity in a positive light are set to be banned from schools in England and Wales.

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Funny story: Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.

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Funny story: ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

Home Secretary Jacqueline Bouvier Smith is today unveiling new plans for identity cards that will provide fantastic new opportunities for identity fraudsters and free gifts for terrorists.

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Funny story: Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.

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Funny story: Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Policemen involved in a dispute over pay with Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, received a shot in the arm today from an unlikely source, as the National Union of Mineworkers announced that they were thro...

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Funny story: Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bl...

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Funny story: Home Secretary 'Pulls A Whitey' Whilst At University

Home Secretary 'Pulls A Whitey' Whilst At University

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was today widely mocked and ridiculed in the House Of Commons by her fellow MP's. This potentially damaging outburst was brought about due to Ms Smith recently admitting that she had, in fact 'pulled a whitey'...

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Funny story: Home Secretary admits "I committed burglaries as a student"

Home Secretary admits "I committed burglaries as a student"

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted for the first time that while she was a student she committed burglary. "I tried it a few times, but didn't like it very much, so I stopped. I never targeted elderly people's houses and, though I...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.

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Funny story: Home Secretary acts on Chapati Flour Danger

Home Secretary acts on Chapati Flour Danger

Following upon the use of Chapati Flour in an attempted suicide bombings, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has reconsidered the status of Chapati Flour.

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Funny story: Cleavage In Parliament

Cleavage In Parliament

Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...

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