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Funny story: 10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home: 1. No dogs are allowed inside (with the exception of Camilla if she phones first) 2. No staff (Will and Kate will do the cooking and cleaning themselves, even keep the gardens nice coz they want to save the country some money.) 3. They have a hand made quilt on the kitchen floor, sent as a wedding gift from...

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Funny story: Maniac goes mad in public place

Maniac goes mad in public place

A man, described as a maniac by neighbours, police officers and security guards appeared at Norwich Magistrates Court today, accused of going mad in public. The man, who cannot be named due to reporting restrictions imposed by the court, along wit...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp was nominated for an Academy Award for his portrayal of Jose "Paquito" De Las Patitas, in the Columbia Pictures and Guacamole Films movie Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light. Depp did not win as he lost out to Ja...

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Funny story: Easy Rider Dennis Hopper Bikes His Way Into The Unknown At 74

Easy Rider Dennis Hopper Bikes His Way Into The Unknown At 74

Legendary actor Dennis Hopper has died at the age of 74. Hopper, who was not the easiest person to be around, according to those who loved him, had prostate cancer. "Hopper was a pain in the ass but a great friend", stated Jack Nicholson. "He gave...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears as though the nation's economic recession has now even hit some of the Hollywood celebrities. Two weeks ago Snoop Dog had to sell one of his two Lamborghini's, Paris Hilton had to sell one of her hotels, and Kirstie...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Created The Swine Flu Pandemic?

Jack Nicholson Created The Swine Flu Pandemic?

The swine flu virus was created in a lab at UCLA in Southern California, the Chiang Mai (Thailand) Post has learned. The virus was then picked up by CIA operatives who transported it to an out of the way farm in rural Mexico where the pigs were infec...

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Funny story: Nicholson donating eyebrow to museum after death

Nicholson donating eyebrow to museum after death

Hollywood, CA - Jack Nicholson has announced he is donating his famous raised left eyebrow to the British Museum in London, after his death. Nicholson claims the eyebrow had been passed down through seven generations of the Nicholson family, and con...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Sits in For Ailing Presidential Spokesman Gibbs: Shit Hits the Fan!

Jack Nicholson Sits in For Ailing Presidential Spokesman Gibbs: Shit Hits the Fan!

Washington,DC/ Meet the Press and Die Laughing! - The air turned blue today as Hollywood Icon Jack Nicholson filled in for Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs who was having a panic attack, as well as suffering from a severe case of diarrhea, and fac...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson To Portray President George W. Bush

Jack Nicholson To Portray President George W. Bush

MALIBU BEACH, California - Jack Nicholson has just been signed to star in the 20th Century Fox movie, "The Emperor Wore Cowboy Boots." The film traces the story of George W. Bush from conception until the time he lands back in Texas after leaving...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Los Angeles - (Overactive Prostate Gland Mess): Hollywood's top cold war lothario and random inseminator of pointless randy women Jack Nicholson is spitting venom. A former top CIA official says Bill Clinton ordered a cover-up of the Cuckoo's Nest...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson explains "Fat is still in the fire" in rare statement

Jack Nicholson explains "Fat is still in the fire" in rare statement

Malibu Ca - In Hollywood, the paparazzi Nazis pulsate the news and cut off the circulation of the AP wire like drunken moils to feed their greed and public need for living the lavish life vicariously through the behavior of a celebrity to fill the ga...

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Funny story: "Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

"Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson is to get a once off Holiday special TV talk show where he interviews friends while under the influence of narcotics.

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Funny story: Benitio del Toro to star in Hellboy 2

Benitio del Toro to star in Hellboy 2

Actor Benitio del Toro has been cast as "Mumble Man" in the sequel to comic book movie Hellboy.

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