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Funny story: 8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

In the wake of JK Rowling's Pottermore announcement, Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has categorically stated that an 8th Harry Potter book is inevitable. Speaking from a wine bar close to London's famous Leicester Square, wher...

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Funny story: Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...

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Funny story: Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is causing a stir in the supernatural world by being the first centre of learning to charge the full £9,000 tuition fees to its students. Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, told the press, "We're simply puttin...

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Funny story: Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...

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Funny story: Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...

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Funny story: Proud parents Tony Blair, JK Rowling, Cherie and Bill Clinton all in the Abbey's three-and-sixpennies next Friday

Proud parents Tony Blair, JK Rowling, Cherie and Bill Clinton all in the Abbey's three-and-sixpennies next Friday

London - Seating plans published today show the bride and groom's birth parents have been allocated top-notch pews in Westmonster Abbey's (K)Nave. The area is traditionally reserved for the foulest rascal supporters of the Puppet Monarchy, exchang...

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Funny story: Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Justin Thyme, founder and lead singer of the rap band "Beetroot To Me" is in deep water with J.K.Rowling after the release of his latest song "Rake N' Vac" from his album "Plagiarhythm". Rowling's followers of course do not believe in plagiarism but...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

A new lie detector said to be accurate to within .000001 of a percent has been hailed by many in America as a major breakthrough in crime detection. Retired CIA scientist and inventor Dr. Ralph Seemore who is currently under police protection is said...

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Funny story: Was JK Rowling in a punch-up before disastrous Baftas appearance?

Was JK Rowling in a punch-up before disastrous Baftas appearance?

London - (Gargoyles): The left side of her mouth made her look like a TV stroke victim ad as she clung to Emma Watson for dear life last night. Wispy, matted goose-arse hair and a patterned frock-horror halter-neck dress combined to complete the b...

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Funny story: Naked J K Rowling pictures

Naked J K Rowling pictures

Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...

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Funny story: Barcelona sues J K Rowling

Barcelona sues J K Rowling

Mayor of Barcelona Jordi Hereu, has issued court proceedings in Spain against J K Rowling author of the Harry Potter saga. In her stories it is claimed that Rowling stole the name of the major thoroughfare of Barcelona, which is Avenida Diagonal,...

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Funny story: Harry Potter IS the great grandson of authoress Beatrix Potter

Harry Potter IS the great grandson of authoress Beatrix Potter

It has been discovered that Harry Potter is indeed the great grandson of famous children's author and much loved, Beatrice Potter who resided in The Lake District. Apparently, Beatrix gave birth to a daughter and had her adopted by Enid Blyton as...

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Funny story: J K Rowling reveals her latest blockbuster

J K Rowling reveals her latest blockbuster

J K Rowling, the woman behind the infeasibly popular Harry Potter series, has sold her latest creation to her publishers for half a million pounds. "It's been a while since Jo wrote anything," said publisher and publicist Pugh Ballasista. "So we w...

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Funny story: Harry Potter 8 to be published in May 2011

Harry Potter 8 to be published in May 2011

J.K. Rowling disclosed at a book signing today that she has secretly been writing the eighth book in the Harry Potter series. "I completed the manuscript last week and it's with the editors as we speak," said the wealthy author. When asked about...

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Funny story: Rowling's Ministry of Propaganda

Rowling's Ministry of Propaganda

Journalist Ted McBrain of "The Genitalia Review" goes in search of J.K.Rowling's Publicity Director. "Finding the Ministry wasn't easy as nobody in Edinburgh seemed to know where it was or even if it existed. Eventually, I found it in a small disused library off Princess Street. There were no signs or indications and all the windows had steel shutters. After I had been checked by security in th...

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Funny story: Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

International Bookmakers have just opened a book on the outcome of the impending trial for plagiarism of J.K.Rowling in London's High Court scheduled for later this year. Bookie Juan Borneveryday said: "Our view is that it will be a tough contest. Our final analysis is that the opposition will have too much to do and Rowling should win going away. We make Rowling odds on at 4/6 and Willy's...

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Funny story: Rowling threatens Suicide Over Snub in New Year's Honours List

Rowling threatens Suicide Over Snub in New Year's Honours List

"So what happened this time around with the recuperating-from-poverty J.K.Rowling and that elusive Damehood? Couldn't her pals in government and the media who have been hiding her sorry ass from scrutiny for years and years swing it for her? Did she not dump enough ill-gotten spondoolicks into Labour's coffers and God knows what other powerful pockets? Kids, blogs, gremlins, foreigners, dope addic...

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