Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...
Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...
Bristol - (Pie-in-the-Sky): A non-Wikileaks source revealed today police frustration at subpoena attempts of vital aerial footage stored in the International Space Station's asteroid-proof archive. Such surveillance data could provide vital alibis...
Kazakhstan - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The red haired bombshell arrived at the Baikonur cosmodrome under a blanket of secrecy before being smuggled aboard a Soyuz craft bound for outer space. Camouflaged as a piece of baggage belonging to cosmonauts Alexa...
Space - (The Final Affrontiere): Conspiracy theorists yesterday blamed the virus for thousands of computerised supermarket till crashes in the UK. But the existence of a secret Pentagon space station installation, said to be monitoring the Stuxnet...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - Continued delays in completing their daily chores prompted flight controllers to schedule an early bedtime for two troublemaking members of the space shuttle Discovery crew, who will not be allowed to stay up past 9 p.m. Fri...
It is now official, Indian men are SMALL, and their penises too. A survey taken by the world's Nr 1 condom producer, Durex, has confirmed this fact. Also revealed were the following facts about sizes of global penis's: 1) The fallacy that bl...
A Space Shuttle mission by Discovery delivered a new Global Positioning Unit to the International Space Station this week. The new GPS unit, however, is not working. Instead of placing the station 26,000 miles above the earth in orbit, the new unit...
Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland. The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...
Earth Orbit - "At the time it sounded like a good idea," explains Roger Wilcox, senior budgeting director for the NASA shuttle launches. "Installing a coin operated toilet onboard the International Space Station (ISS) saved us money. And in this age...
Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...
Houston, Texas - NASA's new 'water recycling' system converts a once discarded human waste product, urine, into a life sustaining renewable resource, turning an outhouse into outpost at the very frontier of boundless space aboard the Intl Space Stati...
Huston, Texas - Fresh from their defeat at the animatronic hands of the "Prorates of the Caribbean", after escaping Disneyland security and smuggling themselves onboard the last shuttle flight that docked with the Int'l Space Station (ISS) last week,...
President Elect Barack Obama called today for a complete overhaul of the International Space Station. The 6'1 tall pres said: "Uh, when I found out there is no, uh, basketball court, not even a practice hoop, uh, on that sucker I was like, uh, wha...
The NASA Space Shuttle took off earlier today to send important material to extend the size of the International Space Station. In what can be regarded as a first, the ISS will receive a further 20 units for astronaut accommodation as well as 2 S...
Outer Space - (X-Files Mess): Thanks to state of the art technology International Space Station astronauts can vote 'for the alien commander in chief of their choice' in Tuesday's presidential election. NASA has confirmed that secure electronic ba...
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