Caught and advised by police on problems with a bird on his shoulder, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has stated he was inspired by a Wisconsin man, detained last weekend. This 42-year-old resident of Wisconsin was arrested afte...
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...
Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...
WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...
Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...
In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...
As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...
Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...
A self-described low-hanging fruit who prefers the natural look, a nectarine named Nick allowed a bit of fuzz to appear on his normally smooth skin, and says that he now fears being impeached. "Nothing against peaches, of course, but that would ju...
In an exclusive interview with Celebrity Magazine, President Donald Trump explained how hard it is sometimes to keep his name the top name in the news every single day. "Well, it's been hard to keep generating publicity, but I've been doing it. Th...
Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...
President Maduro of Venezuela expressed his disappointment in the announcement that impeachment proceedings would begin in the House of Representatives for Donald Trump. "If he can get impeached, what's going to happen to the rest of us tin shop d...
The leaders of the two most civilized and progressive nations in the world, US President Donald Trump and his UK counterpart, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, have indicated that they will remain lifelong friends through thick and thin, and have vowed t...
WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a...
In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...
WASHINGTON D.C. - In an interview with various reporters, Nancy Pelosi stated, "As House Minority Leader, I believe it is not the proper course of action to respond to Judge Kavanaugh with talk of impuuuu-" Pelosi then strained her face and squirm...
Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...
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