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Funny story: George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

DALLAS - George W. Bush speaking in the living room of his double wide trailer house in Dallas talked to Livingston Hillymucker, a reporter for Positively Politics Monthly The former president was asked if he really felt that Kanye West truly beli...

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Funny story: Emporer Shot on Queen's Orders

Emporer Shot on Queen's Orders

The beautiful Emporer Stag, photographed days ago in a stunning picture admired by millions, was killed on orders from the Queen. 'There's a Monarch in this country' she fumed' and that is me. We can't have an Emporer as well. I will not be underm...

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Funny story: Hunt On!

Hunt On!

Tally Ho! The dogs smell the blood of a tiring animal and prepare to tear it from limb to limb. To cheers the head is ripped from the body and now all they want is more. The Hunt leader smiles as the Big Bloody Creature screams in pain. This anima...

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Funny story: Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

PENSACOLA - Pastor Jerry Tones of The Church At The Top of The Stairs in Pensacola said that he is taking one of the all-time great children's stories Bambi and he will be burning the book in his assigned parking space at his church as a protest.

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Funny story: Bunny hunting to be made legal

Bunny hunting to be made legal

The latest hot news from the pre-election rag bag that is the, er, pre-election ragbag, is that it seems likely that the next government plans to legalise bunny hunting to replace the old-age sport (!) of fox hunting. For those not in the know (I'...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Pixie Lott actress,dancer ,singer-songwriter wants to go on the Leprechaun Hunt at the weekend in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland. Thousands of people will be invading Carlingford looking to capture little people this weekend. The Nationa...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

In an action pundits claim was a reenactment of the Bush era glory days former governor and vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin shot Dick Cheney with a 22caliber nailgun. Mr. Cheney had been dressed in a moose costume and fitted with a John McC...

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Funny story: Morse Killed - Killer Goes Free

Morse Killed - Killer Goes Free

Consternation reigned at TheSpoof.com as the news came in that Morse had been killed. Satirists the world over slumped into chairs in stunned disbelief that a much loved and highly respected fellow satirist should have met such an untimely demise.

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Funny story: Gobblers 2, Hunters 0

Gobblers 2, Hunters 0

Two elderly men from Wenatchee, Washington who had gone turkey hunting together died while trying to apprehend a fugitive Meleagris Gallopavo (wild turkey). Elmer Sapp 78 and Alfred Hurd 70, described by leftist turkey huggers as being "vigilantes...

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Funny story: Tigers in big big trouble

Tigers in big big trouble

Tigers in big big trouble but this time we are not talking about the golfer Tiger Woods. Tigers in the wild are down to around only 500 in Asia as hunters continue to hunt this animal to extinction just so some scumbags can make some Chinese medicine...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Folks, I'm Happy, I'm Happy, Please Believe Me, I'm Happy"

Sarah Palin: "Folks, I'm Happy, I'm Happy, Please Believe Me, I'm Happy"

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin held a press conference at The Crazy Caribou Bar & Grill in downtown Wasilla to dispel the rumors which have been running rampant that her and husband Todd are getting a divorce. The good-looking 45-ye...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Invites "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner To Visit Alaska

Sarah Palin Invites "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner To Visit Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has invited America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner to visit Alaska. Palin recently called Skinner and told him that she enjoyed watching him sing and that she really and truly feel...

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Funny story: Gov. Sarah Palin To Resign Says She Needs More Time To Hunt

Gov. Sarah Palin To Resign Says She Needs More Time To Hunt

WASILLA, Alaska - In an unbelievable move that surprised even her own husband, Governor Sarah Palin has announced that she will be resigning her Alaskan governorship effective July 26. Many political pundits believe that Gov. Palin is positioning...

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Funny story: Hunting Ban to be Lifted

Hunting Ban to be Lifted

The Government has announced a lifting of the ban on hunting with hounds, just five years after it's much-vaunted Hunting Act was introduced. In an Early Day Motion tabled today by Chancellor Alistair Slugbalancer, the Government is to reintroduce...

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Funny story: Foxhunting Club Attempts To Pacify Protesters

Foxhunting Club Attempts To Pacify Protesters

Animal rights activists in Britain are after the government to immediately stop the age-old tradition of fox hunting to be banned forever. A panel looked into the matter and concluded that while the hunting industry generates between 6,000 and 16,000...

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Funny story: Environmentalists to Organize Polar Bear Hunts

Environmentalists to Organize Polar Bear Hunts

Los Angeles CA: A new study, just released by the Sierra Club, indicates that Polar Bears are the cause of global warming in the Arctic regions. Up to 60% of these Polar Bears reside in the Canadian Arctic. The Russians have denied that their Polar B...

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Funny story: US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...

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