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Funny story: Book Cover Made Of Human Skin Develops Psoriasis!

Book Cover Made Of Human Skin Develops Psoriasis!

Wealthy entrepreneur David Wayne Haskins of Clarksville, Tennessee has many volumes of rare books an has one whole shelf of some 34 books that are hundreds of years old and he was shocked lately after pulling down a copy of "Peter's Complaint" to sho...

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Funny story: Earth Rejects Humans

Earth Rejects Humans

Forget global warming and ice age Winters. According to new scientific thinking the Earth is actually rejecting human life. Following massive global disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, floods and landslides affecting every corner of the globe...

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Funny story: Borneo Gibbons have their own "Dating Website" desperate single humans are also invited!

Borneo Gibbons have their own "Dating Website" desperate single humans are also invited!

A French biologist studying "funky Gibbon" behaviour has decided to set up a "Dating Website" for his subjects. Scientific facts have proven that when male or female Gibbons are removed from their families and taken into captivity, their left-behi...

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Funny story: Latest Hominid Discovery PreDates 'Ardi' By 1m Years, 'Lucy' By 2m Years

Latest Hominid Discovery PreDates 'Ardi' By 1m Years, 'Lucy' By 2m Years

Scientists from all over the world flocked into Denton, a drab suburb of east Manchester, UK, to witness the unveiling of 'Sandra' - reported to predate recent archeological discoveries, such as Ardi, the hominid discovered and unveiled recently, and...

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Funny story: Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

CAPE COD, MA - The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries has been tagged by two great white sharks off Cape Cod, state officials said Sunday. Friday evening's event marked the first time a great white shark has successfully tagged a human in...

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Funny story: New research confirms that laughter evolved in a common ancestor to apes and humans

New research confirms that laughter evolved in a common ancestor to apes and humans

Scientists in England today today confirmed that apes and humans both have a common sense of humour, inherited from a common ancestor. Firstly, researchers played idiotic, unintentionally funny soundbites made by American Presidents to 22 baboons...

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Funny story: Humans declared as "endangered species"

Humans declared as "endangered species"

With the extinction of the human race becoming a very serious possibility, The Nation United, a football club based in the outer reaches of British West Bradford, has declared the human race as a protected species. Humans were placed on the endang...

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Funny story: Scientists discover rare species of homo erectus

Scientists discover rare species of homo erectus

In breaking news, Japanese scientists have discovered a unusual species of simian proportions wandering around the summit of Mt Fujiyama. The primate appears to have a perpendicular body, lacking the hunched over appearance of typical ape like cr...

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Funny story: Scientists claim "break-through of the century"

Scientists claim "break-through of the century"

Amidst staggering scenes in London last night, several leading scientists claimed a break-through in science that they believe "will be sure to astound the shit out of people!" They claim that they are in possession of irrefutable evidence that po...

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Funny story: How to stay safe in the world today

How to stay safe in the world today

Statistically speaking, death is an unavoidable reality - it can strike 100% of humans, anywhere and at any time.

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Funny story: Eyeblinks, how many is too many?

Eyeblinks, how many is too many?

Humans sometimes blink their eyes. It lubricates the surface of the eye, and gives a welcome break in the monotony to the visual cortex.

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Funny story: God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.

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Funny story: Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.

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Funny story: So you're thinking of having kids?

So you're thinking of having kids?

As humans, it is our basic biological drive to pro-create and bring children into the world. However, 9 times out of 10 we blunder into this folly without the slightest inkling of the cataclysmic life change that having kids brings about.

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Funny story: The World's Dumbest Dog

The World's Dumbest Dog

My son owns the world's dumbest dog. I know that some humans are born mentally retarded, and I believe that this animal suffers the same condition. No original thought has ever entered his head. I would describe him as being brain dead, if it were determined that he ever had a brain in the first place.

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Funny story: Neanderthals Closer to Humans Than They Would Like

Neanderthals Closer to Humans Than They Would Like

BERKELEY, Calif. - The recent finding that Neanderthals and humans are more closely related than previously thought has anthropologists excited -- and Neanderthals perturbed.

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Funny story: Mother Nature is Angry

Mother Nature is Angry

As your loving mother, I’m writing this, my first, open letter to you humans, my most complex mammal, just to tell you to cut it out. I am the mother here, and I’m tired of seeing you get all full of yourself, thinking you can ‘conquer’ me. I’ve been watching, I see that you don’t clean up after yourself, to say nothing of the ‘wars’ you foist on my world. You seem to think it’s ju...

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