Neanderthals mated with some modern humans after all and left their imprint in the human genome, a team of biologists has reported in the first detailed analysis of the Neanderthal genetic sequence. A degree of interbreeding between modern humans...
Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...
Wealthy entrepreneur David Wayne Haskins of Clarksville, Tennessee has many volumes of rare books an has one whole shelf of some 34 books that are hundreds of years old and he was shocked lately after pulling down a copy of "Peter's Complaint" to sho...
Forget global warming and ice age Winters. According to new scientific thinking the Earth is actually rejecting human life. Following massive global disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, floods and landslides affecting every corner of the globe...
A French biologist studying "funky Gibbon" behaviour has decided to set up a "Dating Website" for his subjects. Scientific facts have proven that when male or female Gibbons are removed from their families and taken into captivity, their left-behi...
Scientists from all over the world flocked into Denton, a drab suburb of east Manchester, UK, to witness the unveiling of 'Sandra' - reported to predate recent archeological discoveries, such as Ardi, the hominid discovered and unveiled recently, and...
CAPE COD, MA - The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries has been tagged by two great white sharks off Cape Cod, state officials said Sunday. Friday evening's event marked the first time a great white shark has successfully tagged a human in...
Scientists in England today today confirmed that apes and humans both have a common sense of humour, inherited from a common ancestor. Firstly, researchers played idiotic, unintentionally funny soundbites made by American Presidents to 22 baboons...
With the extinction of the human race becoming a very serious possibility, The Nation United, a football club based in the outer reaches of British West Bradford, has declared the human race as a protected species. Humans were placed on the endang...
In breaking news, Japanese scientists have discovered a unusual species of simian proportions wandering around the summit of Mt Fujiyama. The primate appears to have a perpendicular body, lacking the hunched over appearance of typical ape like cr...
Amidst staggering scenes in London last night, several leading scientists claimed a break-through in science that they believe "will be sure to astound the shit out of people!" They claim that they are in possession of irrefutable evidence that po...
Statistically speaking, death is an unavoidable reality - it can strike 100% of humans, anywhere and at any time.
Humans sometimes blink their eyes. It lubricates the surface of the eye, and gives a welcome break in the monotony to the visual cortex.
HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.
AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.
As humans, it is our basic biological drive to pro-create and bring children into the world. However, 9 times out of 10 we blunder into this folly without the slightest inkling of the cataclysmic life change that having kids brings about.
My son owns the world's dumbest dog. I know that some humans are born mentally retarded, and I believe that this animal suffers the same condition. No original thought has ever entered his head. I would describe him as being brain dead, if it were determined that he ever had a brain in the first place.
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