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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon! Van der Sloot...

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Funny story: Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Convicted Lockerbie Bomber Al-Mehgrahi [87] is to sue the Scottish Government under European Human Rights legislation for sending him back to Libya. Al-Mehgrahi [89] complained that his life was in danger after being released by the Scottish Gov...

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Funny story: Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...

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Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Makes A Pledge To End Women's Control Over Men

Saudi Arabia Makes A Pledge To End Women's Control Over Men

Geneva- Saudi Arabia has made statements that it will improve human rights for men in Saudi Arabia by ending the marriage slavery of men and other human rights issues during its review by the UN Human Rights Council on June 10, 2009 and should now wo...

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Funny story: Human Rights in China

Human Rights in China

David Cameron, with a team of Business people, on a trip to China has had a cool response to his suggestion that there should be a new Opium Trade between China and Britain, 'like the good old days' as the PM succintly put it. Chinese authorities...

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Funny story: Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...

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Funny story: Australian child carer good to go

Australian child carer good to go

A Brisbane child carer, Sheila Box-Jellyfish, who was convicted of assaulting handicapped children in her care, has sensationally won an appeal which allows her to continue working. In separate incidents, she tied one child to a toilet and beat hi...

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Funny story: Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman. The case centers aroun...

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Funny story: U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

Encouraged by the success of their Muslim extermination campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, Americans have begun one in their homeland as well. There has always been a rift between Muslims and real Americans, but recent actions by the Muslim community...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Plays the Race Card at NAACP Convention, Further Divides Nation!

Michelle Obama Plays the Race Card at NAACP Convention, Further Divides Nation!

Barry forgot to tell Michelle to say on point during her recent fiery address to the NAACP where she urged members to intensify their efforts to put pressure on government to grant more entitlements and encouraged more felons to get out and vote.

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Funny story: All parties agree to scrap Human Rights

All parties agree to scrap Human Rights

In a rare show of unanimity, all the political parties, including BNP and UKIP, agreed to scrap the Human Rights Act. A Labour party spokeswoman said, "we have cross-party support for this. Scrapping the Human Rights Act is extremely popular in th...

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Funny story: "Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

"Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

Following a new EU Edict by Minister Antonio Tajani, appointed as EU Commissioner of Enterprise by Silvio Berlusconi, the Admiralty was mulling over demands that they seize all UK flagged cruise ships and make them available for 'Free Holidays" for...

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Funny story: Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released...

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Funny story: 'Travelers' Take Over of Stonehenge Supported by Crown Justice

'Travelers' Take Over of Stonehenge Supported by Crown Justice

A few remaining natural born Brits were turned away from picketing Stonehenge today after a Crown Magistrate upheld the 'squatters rights' petition put forward by a band of travelers in trailers who moved onto the historic site late friday night, and...

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Funny story: Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Prisoners in the UK are demanding the right to vote. They claim that being disqualified from voting infringes their human rights. A test case is set to see how far this challenge could go. If prisoners are successful they may very well be voting f...

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Funny story: Obama Tortures Human Rights

Obama Tortures Human Rights

Barack Obama has bravely released the scandalous evidence of Bush era torture crimes but then declared all CIA sadists immune from prosecution. A psychiatrist close to the President as in the distance of a chair from a couch finds in this kind of...

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