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Funny story: Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...

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Funny story: Hull City Appoint Phil Brown Head Groundsman

Hull City Appoint Phil Brown Head Groundsman

Hull City shocked their fans and the rest of the footballing world earlier this afternoon, by offering former manager Phil Brown, who was placed on gardening leave towards the end of last season, the exciting position of Head Groundsman. Brown, 50...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Refuses To Give Up Fight

Hull City Manager Refuses To Give Up Fight

New Hull City manager Iain Dowie has refused to give up the fight to keep his beleaguered Tigers in the Premier League, and says that there is always hope, even after their vain struggle has become mathematically impossible. Dowie, who dropped out...

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Funny story: Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City are expected to unveil the former Disney Pixar star Shrek as their new manager on Wednesday, the Spoof understands. The former star of Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third had talks with Hull chairman Adam Pearson on Monday after Phil Brow...

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Funny story: PM Brown relieved of duties

PM Brown relieved of duties

PM Brown was sensationally relieved of his duties by the (Hull City) Labour Party (FC) on Monday morning following his outrageous outburst against the strike action of British Airways staff over the weekend. It has been suggested by sources close...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Take Up Gardening

Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Take Up Gardening

Hull City manager Phil Brown reacted to his side's unlucky last-gasp defeat to Arsenal at the KC Stadium at the weekend by announcing that, from today, he is to take up gardening. Brown watched as the Tigers, down to 10 men after George Boateng go...

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Funny story: Hull City Goalkeeper Boaz Myhill "Unlikely" To Sign For Arsenal - Wenger

Hull City Goalkeeper Boaz Myhill "Unlikely" To Sign For Arsenal - Wenger

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed this morning that he is "unlikely" to want to sign Hull City goalkeeper Boaz Myhill at any time in the forseeable future. The announcement came after Wenger's side overcame Hull's stubborn resistance in...

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Funny story: Hull City Aiming For Top 17 Spot - Brown

Hull City Aiming For Top 17 Spot - Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown might be a lot of things, but he is certainly a realist. The sunbaked Tigers boss told reporters from the Hull Daily Mail today that, whilst other clubs were competing to get into the Premier League European places, his t...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

It was another bad day at the office for Hull City manager Phil Brown yesterday, after his side were beaten 1-0 at the KC Stadium by newly-promoted Birmingham City, but worse was to follow. Brown, already under-fire from fans, was told by the prop...

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Funny story: Hull City In Bid To Sign Biggest Names In Football

Hull City In Bid To Sign Biggest Names In Football

They may have left it late in this transfer window but Hull City have today completed the free transfer of former Celtic striker Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink. "It's important to have a big name signing," spokesman Phil Duffnut said. "And, my go...

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Funny story: Phil Brown Happy To Have Signed SOMEONE!

Phil Brown Happy To Have Signed SOMEONE!

Hull City manager Phil Brown today unveiled his two new 'star' signings at a Press conference at the KC Stadium, and confessed he was just pleased that he had managed to sign somebody, anybody, regardless of their skill or potential - or lack of it!...

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Funny story: Hull City To Sign Michael Owen?

Hull City To Sign Michael Owen?

In a daring move, Hull City manager Phil Brown announced last night that the club are hoping to sign out of contract Newcastle United and England striker Michael Owen. The player has recently been touting his CV around Premier League clubs, but no...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer To Be Given The Freedom Of The City Of Hull

Alan Shearer To Be Given The Freedom Of The City Of Hull

Newcastle United boss Alan Shearer got back down to brass tacks yesterday after his team were relegated at the weekend, and there was some good news for the Geordie, as it was announced that he is to be given the freedom of the city of Hull. Shear...

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Funny story: Phil Brown CD Out On Tuesday

Phil Brown CD Out On Tuesday

There were fantastic scenes at the KC Stadium in Hull this evening when, after surviving the ordeals of his first season in the Premier League, Hull City manager Phil Brown said thank you to the Tigers' fans by giving an impromptu singing performance...

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Funny story: Hull City Intend To 'Kick Lumps' Out Of Manchester United - Brown

Hull City Intend To 'Kick Lumps' Out Of Manchester United - Brown

As the world waits to see if Premier League newboys Hull City can survive their first-ever season in the top flight on Sunday, their manager, Phil Brown, made a statement today saying that his team may not beat Manchester United, but they will give 1...

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Funny story: Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Carrington, Manchester: Ronaldo OUT! Rooney OUT! Vidic OUT! - Stevens IN! Harvey IN! Martin IN! Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson faced the wrath of 3 north east football teams today after he announced his team to face relegation threate...

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Funny story: Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

As the Premier League season draws to its fantastic conclusion, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has come under increasing criticism over his team selection to face Hull City at the KC Stadium on Sunday, but the enigmatic Scot has dumbfounded...

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