AARP-eligible shock-jock Howard Stern has locked himself into a dying medium, signing with nearly-bankrupt Sirius/XM for another five years, and $500 million. The previous five-year agreement, which began in 2006 and runs through the end of this m...
NEW YORK CITY - Christmas has come early for 90s 'shock jock' Howard "Smiley" Stern. The radio personality who stands 6 foot 5 inches tall has just signed a five year contract with satellite radio company, Sirius XM, that will pay him $100 million pe...
Sirius superstar Howard Stern has received $497 million of his 5 year, $1/2 billion contract. Now, just days before Christmas, and a year after he decided to retire, Stern has let his cast and crew know that they'll need new jobs in 2011. "Do you...
How do you create a ground swell with nary a sound? If you're Howard Stern and Crew you play it decidedly confused and tight lipped. Stern claims to have no clue as to what the next move is for him and his rather large staff, assuming there is an...
Howard Stern, Talk Radio Host, Shock Jock and self proclaimed King of All Media, announced at a press conference today he would not be re signing his contract with Sirius/XM Radio. The announcement was prompted by Sirius hiring Dr Laura Schlessinger,...
Howard Stern, "King of All Media", has decided to take a powder from Sirius/XM satellite radio. Sterns contract is up for renewal at the end of the year. Howard is famous for his antics when his contracts are due for negotiation. Stern, who is...
In a developing story, internet sources, which are always correct, have reported that Opie and Anthony have just signed a 5 year deal with Sirius XM. Even more shocking, the team is now slated to replace Howard Stern, when his contract ends in De...
Howard Stern, popular talk radio personality and controversial celebrity is on his soap box advising his fans and friends to pay close attention to the up coming trial in Washington D.C. The federal government against John Stagliano. Stagliano own...
Howard Stern, controversial personality / shock jock and self proclaimed, "King Of All Media" has announced he will be protesting to the entire world about the indictments handed down against Pornographer John Stagliano, Owner of Evil Angel Productio...
Serious Satellite Radio is moving up a notch in quality and timeliness by moving the stars to the space station. Howard Stern is the first celebrity moving to the space station, and starting in July all his broadcasts will be done from a newly cons...
DETROIT, Michigan - The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus was in town for six daily performances at The Unemployment Office Auditorium. Circus ringmaster Hilton Beaverburg noticed that actress Gabourney Sidibe happened to be sitting i...
CHICAGO - Television talk show host Oprah Winfrey has just proved radio talk show host Howard Stern wrong; very wrong. Stern aka "The Voice of Vulgarity" remarked that Oscar-nominated Gabourney Sidibe, who weighs 603½ would never again make anoth...
NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host Howard Stern has remarked that the humongous Oscar nominee for Best Actress Gabourney Sidibe (pronounced PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME) will never make another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announceme...
ASPEN, Colorado - Ashton Kutcher was with his older wife Demi and her ex-husband Bruce Willis in their winter wonderland home outside of Aspen. While Demi was inside reading a movie script Ashton and Bruce were outside drinking Coors Beer and tell...
FORT WORTH, Texas - American Idol judge Simon Cowell was in Fort Worth to see about purchasing some genuine longhorn cattle that he wants for a Texas ranch he is planning on buying. The AI judge was asked about the fact that controversial radio pe...
Radio shock jock Howard Stern may not be loved everywhere by everyone, but some women are totally awe struck by the bushy haired Stern. Women write into the radio station executives all the time with nude pictures of themselves, asking to hook up...
AUSTIN-In an obvious parody of the "Howard Stern Show", controversial radio talk show host and documentary filmmaker Alex Jones donned a long black wig and sunglasses on his Friday afternoon television simulcast. Why? "I'm sending out a booty call" Jones announced "to all you bodacious info-babes, patriotic playmates and liberty lovin' ladies who would like to audition for my new 2010 (better...
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