London mayor Boris Johnson has ordered the Thames river to be dredged to save money. The news comes after London Underground omitted the river from their new Tube maps. Originally, the mayor insisted new maps be printed up with the river includ...
Insurance companies are taking decisive action against increasing claims against property damage which, they say, could easily be avoided by not buying 'at risk' properties in the first place. In guidelines published today, the national governing...
The government of the EU state of Britannia has announced it will give new homes to the thirty-two stars of the Scamdog Millionaires film. The announcement creates the possibility that the 32 will own at least two flats each, plus many more for all o...
Sitting in a leather recliner below ground level can heighten one's senses to the sound of billiard balls colliding, that hollow ping pong ball nipping the end of the table or a relative repeatedly twisting the cue stick into the cube of chalk. These...
The credit crunch showed no signs of abating when the millionth person to be evicted since the beginning of the crisis was today named. Mr Simon Cargo from Dudley in the West Midlands was forcibly evicted from his home in the early hours of Sunday...
UK building society, NationIfax, announced this morning a surprise rise in house prices. Figures for March show house prices across the UK rose by 0.0012%. The figures were greeted with excitement by the markets with the FTSE100 up 0.1 points at...
Life on the street doesn't have to be so bad if you consider these housing choices which were unavailable to your hobo grandfather: Kitchen cabinet: Nobody has enough closet space but chances are one of your neighbors has a spare kitchen cabinet or two. Even if that cabinet space is presently occupied by small appliances, ask him to move them to the countertop. They'll get more use if they're r...
An enquiry has been launched following allegations that a front bench minister failed to claim all the expenses he was technically able to claim on a second home. It is believed the MP lives in London, 'a few minutes from Westminster', and so does no...
There is good news finally about house prices. According to experts in the housing industry they are set to rise by the end of 2009! 'It's certain. They simply can't fail to rise,' says Tom Wimpy, an estate agent in Harlow, Essex. Prices have bee...
CHANDLER, AZ - It is reported by activists here that Obama is outraged at home owner's associations (HO) for contributing markedly to carbon-dioxide pollution as well as hampering solar energy. Mr. Interswien, Obama spokesperson, as well as promin...
Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, has announced a massive building programme of 'prefabs', the post-war temporary housing solution, to allieviate London's chronic housing shortage. The prefabs are already built and are sitting on a site outside Pet...
House prices have risen to an all time high in heaven according to a leaked Church of England report. The average dwelling costs 179K which is shunting out many first time die'ers. Many family homes often lay empty for several years, leaving many sin...
Real estate agents told a UPI reporter yesterday that houses just are not selling well in Afghanistan either. "It's not just in the United States", stated real estate agent Abdul Jabberwaki. "We have over 200 empty houses here in the local provin...
Following Home Secretary Jacki Smith's ruling that it's legal and above board to claim that a sister's back bedroom is your main home, enormous tax savings are now possible to the average homeowner, claim accountants. The exact details have yet t...
With most british politicians putting pressure on the costly welfare state in this time of economic crisis, the royal family must have felt that it needed to join forces with the pile on the poor mob. So the Queen demanded that all beneficiaries of g...
In a ray of good news during the economic crisis, RBS have stated that they will give a six month grace period to home owners defaulting on their mortgages. "We're just jolly nice chaps," said Richard Bertram-Smythe, the man who gave his initials...
RESIDENTS of a York street have reacted furiously to the decision by City of York Council's housing allocations team to give a tenancy to a family with no criminal record and no history of claiming benefits. Schoolteachers Christian and Harriet...
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