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Funny story: The Spoof Hotel Guide

The Spoof Hotel Guide

HOTEL: The Riviera Location: SANDOWN ISLE OF WIGHT AA RATING: 1 STAR THE SPOOF RATING: 5 STAR GUIDE WRITER: ARMFEETANDTOE I arrived at the hotel and knocked at the door. A man stuck his head out of the window and asked what I wanted. I said I've come to stay here and he said, ok, stay there, and shut the window. Twenty minutes later, the front do...

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Funny story: Man kicked out of hotel for building killer robots

Man kicked out of hotel for building killer robots

A tourist named Joseph Snowman was staying at a hotel in Birch Run, Michigan until a guest from Missouri staying in the next room, complained that Mr. Snowman was building killer robots in his hotel room. The Michigan State Police confiscated and...

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Funny story: Kardashian Bieber Hotel Tape Download

Kardashian Bieber Hotel Tape Download

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian have hit the headlines once more with what appeared at first sight to be yet another hoax. However, we can reveal that in fact this time there is truth in the rumour. Yes, there is a recording. Yes, Kardashian an...

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Funny story: Taliban seize Hotel in Helmand!

Taliban seize Hotel in Helmand!

Hamid Mohamid, spokesman for the Taliban in Helmand today gave an interview to our reporter concerning the armed groups seizure of The Best Western Hotel by force two days ago. We were forced into action after using all of our mobile phone credit...

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Funny story: Motel Hiring Human Bed Warmers

Motel Hiring Human Bed Warmers

International hotel chain Motel Fourteen (it's twice as good as Motel Seven) is offering a trial human bed-warming service at four hotels in Britain this month. Upon request, a willing staff-member, and all are guaranteed to sport huge staffs memb...

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Funny story: Spics reject Mick

Spics reject Mick

Taos, New Mexico - In this sleepy town of 5,000 potheads, new agers, spics, injuns, liberals and ne'er-do-wells, strode in a new Sheriff, this one who bought a run down hotel for 2 million, and thought it was his for having done so. Not so, shriek...

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Funny story: Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Authorities are questioning employees of a San Francisco hotel after three Italian businessmen were found shot to death, then rolled up in rugs and disposed of in a dumpster out back after they complained the hotel's dress code re...

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Funny story: Motel's Complimentary Hot Breakfast Fails to Satisfy

Motel's Complimentary Hot Breakfast Fails to Satisfy

Former guests of the Budget Inn and Travel Center of Wichita, Kansas are suing the hotel for failing to follow through on their advertisement of a "Complimentary Hot Breakfast" for their guests. "It was the main reason that we decided to stay there...

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Funny story: Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Millions of roaches found themselves locked out of their favorite motel chain as the sagging economy claimed another victim. The closures came unexpectedly and caught many roaches off guard. Some were permanent residents, others overnight guests.

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Funny story: New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

Pascagoula MS: A new luxurious waterfront hotel opened here today. This tourist destination is both a hotel and a theme park. All of the 5,000 rooms are configured to resemble staterooms aboard a cruise ship and the room rates include at sea entertai...

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Funny story: Transvestite Take over hotel

Transvestite Take over hotel

BANGCOCK, Thailand - Thousands of transvestites occupied Thailand's international Hotels Wednesday, halting all all blow jobs to the country's already-fragile sex industry as they pressed their demand for a free sex change. The Hotel takeover was...

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Funny story: Dubai hotel opens and then closes

Dubai hotel opens and then closes

Organisers of the world's largest firework display at the opening of the Dubai Super-hotel, the Palm, have been held responsible for the early closing of the luxury ten star facility. The Palm was built on an artificial island in the shape of a pa...

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Funny story: Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Patented by Dr. Buster Hymens, a bio-chemist from Spit City, Nevada, a new coating that bonds itself to cotton fibers prevents even the worst protein stains from setting. Applied to towels and bedding in the initial wash cycle, the coating still al...

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Funny story: Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...

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Funny story: Bedbugs Major Problem In Hotels

Bedbugs Major Problem In Hotels

Philadelphia PA-- Bedbugs are back and they are causing major headaches for hotel chains across the country. The bugs were almost wiped out decades ago but are making a repeat visit thanks to global travel and global warming. Bedbugs are shiny bl...

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Funny story: Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver CO-- Many Denver hotels and motels are checking their balance sheets today and noticing the red ink. The recent Democratic Convention left the hotels battered, broken, and bankrupt. Conventioneers simply stole everything from the rooms they co...

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Funny story: Oil & Votes

Oil & Votes

Bin-en-lad the popular Middle East trendsetter is by all accounts going to change his name. I met Lad-en-Bin for a top secret interview just last weekend in a hotel just on the border with a place that sells poppies.

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