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Funny story: Horse DNA Found In Richard III

Horse DNA Found In Richard III

Tesco has shut down its Richard III outlet in Leicester after horse DNA was found in the remains of the last Planted King. The Food Standards Agency, who missed the DNA finding due to cutbacks, advised anyone who had bought Richard III steaks (at...

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Funny story: Whoa! Traces of Horse Meat Found in England's Burger Kings

Whoa! Traces of Horse Meat Found in England's Burger Kings

LONDON - A representative with Britain's Burger Bureau has reported that tests have shown that traces of horse meat have been found in some Burger King burgers. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency equine DNA in the form of M&M size mors...

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Funny story: Tesco burger found in horse!

Tesco burger found in horse!

Super market giant Tesco today admitted that one of their prime value beef burgers had been found inside a horse. The horse named Billy after William Shakespeare, was today undergoing intensive surgery to remove the burger which had lodged in its sto...

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Funny story: Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Washington DC - In a desparate attempt to avoid banishment and deportation, Romney has switched his position once again. Rather than spouting "I stand by what I said what ever it was", he is saying "I reject what I said what ever it was." Other s...

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Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan seems to attract trouble wherever she goes. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Lindsay could be sitting in a convent having dinner with a bunch of nuns and she would probably be accused of spiking...

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Funny story: Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.

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Funny story: London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

It was finally noticed today that the London 2012 Olympics is the thirtieth in modern times. It being modern times, Roman numerals are used. Thirty in Roman numerals is written XXX. "Oh yes," said Candi Apple, the Gymnastics organiser. "I'd not re...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson realises they forgot about the equestrian events for the London Olympics

Boris Johnson realises they forgot about the equestrian events for the London Olympics

Loveable, laughable, but not laudable, buffoon and mayor of London, Boris Johnson has admitted that with only days left before the Olympics is due to begin, that they completely forgot about the equestrian events. "What can I say?" said Boris, sou...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...

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Funny story: Horse Wins Grand National

Horse Wins Grand National

The 2012 Grand National was won by a horse, we can sensationally reveal, in a nail biting race which went right to the finish line. The horse, a grey one, came first over forty other horses to win the world renowned National Hunt handicap steeplechas...

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Funny story: Final Straw As Dudley Cowboy Has Horse Clamped

Final Straw As Dudley Cowboy Has Horse Clamped

Swayne O'Garrett, the UK's last surviving cowboy, has sensationally hung up his spurs, as a run of bad luck left him 'tormented and disillusioned'. O'Garrett became a talking point around his home town of Dudley, West Midlands, after parading the...

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Funny story: Your Problem Page With Robert Pattinson The Geordie Horse

Your Problem Page With Robert Pattinson The Geordie Horse

Robert Pattinson The Geordie Horse was voted Number One Problem-Solving Equine in a Gallop Poll Dear Robert, I am a kleptomaniac. My flat is like Aladdin's Cave. I have just come back from town with three lampshades, an electric blanket and a pork pie hat. I can hardly move for contraband. What can I do? Jim Carner Goodwood Robert Pattinson writes: Neigh, neigh, hinny. Thoo's saddle...

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Funny story: '14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

'14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

London - A damage limitation exercise is under way tonight after someone posted 'doctored' pictures on the internet of David Cameron's face superimposed onto a bare-chested image of Vladimir Putin riding his favorite white charger 'Cool Sun'. Down...

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Funny story: Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

London - Officers from the Met's Mounted Branch played an absolute blinder it was revealed today as details emerged of a gift whorse (sic) loaned to Rebekah Brooks back in 2008. A twelve year old nag - nicknamed 'Elveden' after a Met probe into do...

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Funny story: Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish sauce, the white sauce that is twenty percent vegetable and eighty percent concentrated sulphuric acid with a dash of chilli to cool down the acid. However, it has come under fire by the Naming Convention Society as the unpopular condimen...

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Funny story: Race Horses to be given sensible names

Race Horses to be given sensible names

Race horses have been given names like Happen-stance Roadwork and Mountaineer Roadblock the Fifth for far too long according to the Equine Naming Institute. "It is getting sillier and sillier," said Hopwood Felicitous, co-ordinator of horse names...

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