There is a pregnant silence. A silence broken only by the rumble of thunder. The teens stare at the dead cat with the onion tied to its neck, as it lies inert on the floor. As dead things tend to do. Not surprisingly, the dead cat fails to move. "I wonder what his name was," Fran says in little more than a whisper, utilising a really bad plot device to illustrate the fact that she has a s...
Six teens, three guys, three girls in a camper van. Getting away from it all for the weekend in a remote part of the wild British countryside, where you're rarely more than a twenty minute drive from a fast food outlet. It's dark. There is no moon. The rain is hammering down so hard it's bouncing back up three feet or more in the headlight beams. It's like the monsoon has come to the UK.
Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
Manchester United fans awoke to a living nightmare this morning when it was announced that Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez rather fancies joining Liverpool. Tevez has been publicly unhappy about his limited appearances for United, despite doing a...
Famous re-animation expert and bon vivant Doctor Victor Frankenstein today conceded defeat in his bid to cobble together a body from several body parts and bring it back to life using lightning and chemicals. "It didn't really work out," Frankenst...
Britain is once again grinding to a halt as a nation, as the most traumatic few weeks in this proud nation's history plod gracelessly to an impossibly sombre denouement. We have the credit crunch, we had the snow, we had the ice, we had the rain,...
A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".
CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...
London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.
(UP) Mel Gibson announced today that he will be stepping back from the director's chair for the sequel to last spring's biblical box office smash 'The Passion of the Christ.' Gibson has decided to hand the reigns over to horror guru...
It has been brought to the attention of many in the last week, and it's somewhat shocking. Potter bad-boy Tom Felton has fallen deeply in love with the girl rumoured to portray Lavender Brown. Her name is known among the crowds of freaks and strr...
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