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Funny story: Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part One.

Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part One.

Six teens, three guys, three girls in a camper van. Getting away from it all for the weekend in a remote part of the wild British countryside, where you're rarely more than a twenty minute drive from a fast food outlet. It's dark. There is no moon. The rain is hammering down so hard it's bouncing back up three feet or more in the headlight beams. It's like the monsoon has come to the UK.

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Funny story: Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...

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Funny story: Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Manchester United fans awoke to a living nightmare this morning when it was announced that Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez rather fancies joining Liverpool. Tevez has been publicly unhappy about his limited appearances for United, despite doing a...

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Funny story: Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Famous re-animation expert and bon vivant Doctor Victor Frankenstein today conceded defeat in his bid to cobble together a body from several body parts and bring it back to life using lightning and chemicals. "It didn't really work out," Frankenst...

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Funny story: Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Britain is once again grinding to a halt as a nation, as the most traumatic few weeks in this proud nation's history plod gracelessly to an impossibly sombre denouement. We have the credit crunch, we had the snow, we had the ice, we had the rain,...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Immortalised

Paris Hilton Immortalised

A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".

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Funny story: Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

Roger Ebert Frightens Many At Overlooked Film Festival

CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...

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Funny story: Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.

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Funny story: Wes Craven to Take Helm of 'Passion of Christ' Sequel

Wes Craven to Take Helm of 'Passion of Christ' Sequel

(UP) Mel Gibson announced today that he will be stepping back from the director's chair for the sequel to last spring's biblical box office smash 'The Passion of the Christ.' Gibson has decided to hand the reigns over to horror guru...

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Funny story: Malfoy's Heart Grown Fond Of Horror Brown

Malfoy's Heart Grown Fond Of Horror Brown

It has been brought to the attention of many in the last week, and it's somewhat shocking. Potter bad-boy Tom Felton has fallen deeply in love with the girl rumoured to portray Lavender Brown. Her name is known among the crowds of freaks and strr...

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