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Funny story: Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...

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Funny story: Holland is Germany Shock

Holland is Germany Shock

Holland's footballing squad, so successful in the World Cup, unlike the Brave Brits, are in fact not from Holland at all, but Germany! What is more the German squad is not from Germany but from Holland. 'It follows from this' declared war histo...

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Funny story: Hup Holland Hup

Hup Holland Hup

The Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbalbond (KNVB), the Royal Dutch Football Association has revealed their recipe for success at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. While their bigger European rivals, France, Italy and England have been sent homeward...

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Funny story: Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

A Coffee shop owner in Terneuzen, Holland has been jailed for doing his legal job, selling drugs illegally, get it? In Holland it's legal to sell drugs in coffee shops but it is also illegal, just tolerated so it becomes legal, get the gist? Th...

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Funny story: Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Dutch, slightly righter than left politician, Geert Wilders, is on a holy mission. He wishes to prove not only to Holland, but also to the rest of the world that the Dutch are a nation of cheese eating, tulip growing, windmill worshipping weed smo...

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Funny story: Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw. The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors gove...

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Funny story: Female Bodybuilder Mistaken For Man In Dutch Weed Cafe

Female Bodybuilder Mistaken For Man In Dutch Weed Cafe

A female bodybuilder from New Jersey was challenged to a fight last night in a weed smokers cafe in the Netherlands. Dora Piebottom, 32, of Hackensack, New Jersey, who it must be admitted looks a bit like a bloke, with all the big muscles and stuf...

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Funny story: English county Essex sold to Holland

English county Essex sold to Holland

The English county of Essex has been sold to the Netherlands, it has emerged. Essex, infamous for it's reputation for drunken problems, speeding and loud mouthed women, has had it's entire assets including half of the Dartford Bridge sold to a Dut...

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Funny story: Ice is cold: Latest

Ice is cold: Latest

Red-faced scientists now admit that melting polar ice will not raise sea levels as much as first thought. In a statement issued from the Institute of the Bleedin' Obvious, it was acknowledged that ice cubes floating in glasses of water do not signifi...

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Funny story: Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Dutch authorities have been tightlipped about releasing information on the attempted assassination of their queen by what officials are describing as sole act of a deranged lunatic bent on using his car as a lethal inject...

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Funny story: Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

A desperate, pathetic attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family flopped with impunity on oranjes Koninginnedag (Queens Day, no, no, not that other species "camped" out in gay ol Amsterdam!) in the middle of Appeldorn, Holland (where the fuck is t...

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Funny story: Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Apeldoorn, Holland - (Freaky Ass Mess): Dutch monarchy hoaxer Queen Beatrix is in a state of shock after police said an ominous Queen's Day parade car crash was 'an inside job'. Beatrix, 69, and her ragbag of sycophantic royal wannabes escaped unh...

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Funny story: Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Ever experience a couple of cold winter, or pollen-strewn summer, days of coughing and wheezing, taking yourself off to the doctor and telling him you feel like sh*t? In Holland you'd probably be diagnosed with a severe respiratory infection and...

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Funny story: Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

A Dutch man has caused headaches for scientists by managing to fold his mother in half six times over.

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Funny story: Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother creators Endemol are in the news again after a programme in which a terminally-ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys after her death, was given the all-clear for broadcast on

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody Takes A Bath, Sinks Holland

Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody Takes A Bath, Sinks Holland

Much of what is known as 'Holland' is under three metres of water this morning, as a result of the worst flooding ever seen in this part of Europe.

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