It has been calculated that there are now so many caravan parks in Britain that it is possible to walk south down the coast from Edinburgh, and follow the coast all the way around to Glasgow without ever leaving a caravan park. "That's a lot of ca...
Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...
The British Travel Insurance Industry has announced that it will no longer provide cover for British tourists staying in hotels with more than one floor. This is due to the number of people trying but failing to succeed in the new sport of diving...
High Street card shops have hailed the National Stalker and Harassment Day a great success, with millions of cards sold nationwide. "We're really glad that the government have come up with this new day to accompany Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day,...
There has been a media frenzy about a group of Brits who travelled abroad and behaved disgracefully last week. The Daily Mail described them as "an embarrassment to the whole country". The Guardian called them "a sad inditement [sic] of our youth". T...
A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...
Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series. In this edition we are talking about travel. Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind. From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race. Whether you are p...
English tourists are being advised by a travel expert to adopt bizarre accents if they want to be understood by waiters and sales staff abroad. EIF News & Features' Travel Editor Peregrine Trip reckons the traditional method of making yourself...
Scores of guests at a holiday camp in Bognor Regis, Sussex, have come down with a dose of crabs. The dose swept through the popular resort as it was packed with 5000 holidaymakers and staff. Bosses have ordered an immediate deep cleaning and d...
A few weeks ago in a galaxy far, far, away a marketing genius inside the Lucas camp realized that "May the 4th" sounds very similar to "may the force" and so in 2011 International Star Wars Day was born. To celebrate this momentous occasion Lucasfil...
The Coalition Government has warned UK citizens against "all but essential" travel to Spain, after 50 years of British holidaymakers flooding the main Spanish resorts. Prime Minister David Cameron, determined to get some positive publicity after a...
Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...
Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defended his decision to go on holiday during the Libyan crisis, while Prime Minister David Cameron was on a tour of the Middle East. Clegg vehemently denied he had been irresponsible by going skiing...
Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
Conversation overheard between two retired gentlemen in a pub: "So - what you been up to lately then? I mean, like, since I last saw yer?" "Been spoofin' mate." "Been what?" "Spoofin' - on the puter." "What's that then?" "What's what?" "Wotchemacallit - spoofin' Wot's that then?" "Well...it's like a newspaper on the puter. Except it's all lies. " "What's the point of tha...
A woman sent a mass holiday mailing last week updating her friends and family on all the things which happened to her during the year. Citing being "too busy" to contact any of them personally, Jane Smith, 40, chose the group mailing approach. Re...
WISCONSIN-- Employees at the BarnMart in Milwaukee braced themselves Friday morning for the yearly onslaught of cattle looking for the best deals on feed. A herd of heifers, bulls, and calves were lined up around the block in the wee hours waiting f...
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