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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

HOG JAW, ALABAMA (ABSNN) -- Fred Fortineer, Adjudant of the Sons of the American Legion Post 1950, in Hog Jaw, Alabama led a group of 14 pick up trucks filled with young men eager to fight it out with the Hog Jaw, Arkansas Boy Scout Troop 2. A blood...

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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Turns Down Twin-Town Offer From Hog Jaw Arkansas

Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Turns Down Twin-Town Offer From Hog Jaw Arkansas

Mayor Vernon Adcock, the first openly gay Mayor of Ryde today announced that Ryde had politely declined offers to be twinned with the township of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA. Mayor Adcock, speaking on behalf of Ryde Council, explained that the problem...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Closes Its Borders To All "Cans," "'Specially Obama, That African!"

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Closes Its Borders To All "Cans," "'Specially Obama, That African!"

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Hog Jaw, Arkansas;, now the most talked about small town in the U.S., has closed its borders to "cans," namely "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaycans, Cubicans, Moslemcans, Presbytericans, and Unitaricans," says Phlem Lunger, Pr...

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Funny story: Jane Girl Walnut To Open Cosmetics Counter Inside Hog Jaw Bait Shop

Jane Girl Walnut To Open Cosmetics Counter Inside Hog Jaw Bait Shop

Jane Girl Walnut, the daughter of John and Livie Walnut, has announced that she will share her cosmetics training and experience by setting up a make-up counter at the Bait Shop. Jane Girl, who was once in a play in Little Rock and got made up by pr...

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Funny story: Warm Up the Ice Cubes: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Resident Battles the IceOrb

Warm Up the Ice Cubes: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Resident Battles the IceOrb

Miss Eula Ramer is the best cook in Hog Jaw, Arkansas. Although she is known far and wide for her feather-light tea biscuits and hogshead jelly, Miss Eula has a deep, dark secret: she has a penchant for acquiring cool, innovative kitchen gadgets. "The minute I seen the IceOrb I was gobsmacked," she said. "It was cute, funky, and I knew I absolutely had to have it now that the Iceman don't com...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw People and Places

Hog Jaw People and Places

To keep everyone in the loop on who's who and what's what in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, here is a list of the characters so far that have come to life on the Spoof pages. If any have been left out, I apologize. E-mail me and I will update the list as needed. Upcoming Events Hog Jaw Festival Days Election Day sometime in September Places Near Hog Jaw, Arkansas Leaky Cock County Drippy Dick Spri...

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Funny story: The Hog Jaw, Arkansas Police Patrol Car Finally Gets A Siren

The Hog Jaw, Arkansas Police Patrol Car Finally Gets A Siren

HOG JAW, Arkansas - Hog Jaw Deputy Sheriff Skippy Appleweather, 27, said that he's as happy as a puppy with three peckers. Money was finally allocated to purchase a professional patrol car siren. Skippy said that it was getting downright embarras...

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Funny story: Riots erupt during anger management class in Hog Jaw--12 hospitalized

Riots erupt during anger management class in Hog Jaw--12 hospitalized

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Twelve Hog Jaw residents were hospitalized this evening after a riot broke out in Reverend Jimmy Braggart's court ordered Anger Management Class at the Possum Snout High School Auditorium. Reverend Braggart, the modera...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Buggy Whip and Button Hook Factory to Close

Hog Jaw Buggy Whip and Button Hook Factory to Close

Hog Jaw AR: Mayor Titus received a letter today from Secretary of Defense Robert Gates informing the town that the US Armed Forces will no longer be purchasing Buggy Whips and Button Hooks for the troops. The mayor called the city council into eme...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News - Ultimate Fightin Debuts

Hog Jaw Daily News - Ultimate Fightin Debuts

Hog Jaw AK - Ultimate fightin took hold here last night at the ag barn with over 1,500 people crowd'n the place to see a husband and wife match-up in the heavyweight division. Chicken ranchers Hally and Irene Bone from the north side say they've b...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- A "misunderstanding about what balls to shoot out of a replica cannon" led to a Hog Jaw Civil War Reenactor's castration, Monday, during the 150th Anniversary Celebration of the Civil War in Arkansas. General Jubal Ear...

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Funny story: Teenage Hearthrob Lubner Lautner to Film Next Subway Commercial in Hog Jaw

Teenage Hearthrob Lubner Lautner to Film Next Subway Commercial in Hog Jaw

Lubner Lutner, "Lube" for short, is coming back home to Hog Jaw to film a commercial for the Subway sandwich shop chain to be aired on local Arkansas television stations. Said Sally Ryder, Lube's old flame from high school, "We always knew Lube would...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News: Injuries Down at This Year's Frog Giggin' Competition

Hog Jaw Daily News: Injuries Down at This Year's Frog Giggin' Competition

HOG JAW, Arkansas - This year's frog giggin' competition down at Boggy Hollow Creek got underway last Saturday night with Bubba Joe McKinny taking an early lead capturing near 47 frogs. Priscilla Smappy took a close second with 42 frogs, but was dan...

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Funny story: The James Cameron Movie Epic "The Titanic" Finally Comes To Hog Jaw, Arkansas's Cornbread Movie House

The James Cameron Movie Epic "The Titanic" Finally Comes To Hog Jaw, Arkansas's Cornbread Movie House

HOG JAW, Arkansas - Well the 1997 disaster movie The Titanic has finally made its way down to Hog Jaw, Arkansas. Hog Jaw Mayor Humphrey Dumpty stated that the reason that he did not allow Elmer Fiddlefaddle, owner of the Cornbread Movie House, to...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

The annual Hog Jaw Cross Burning scheduled tomorrow at the river levee has been cancelled for multiple reasons. No date has been set for the re-scheduling of the event, but it will be reported as soon as we know something. Laverne Deacon, wife of...

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Funny story: Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

The mud slinging that has been absent from Hog Jaw politics from many years roared it's ugly head today in our small Arkansas community. It started when Earlene Scrotum threw a wet and juicy dirtclod at Cooter and Ed Earl Pissgums (the cojoined twin...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News - Giant Zucchinis Banned from Hog Jaw Baptist Church Outdoor Farmer's Market

Hog Jaw Daily News - Giant Zucchinis Banned from Hog Jaw Baptist Church Outdoor Farmer's Market

HOG JAW, Arkansas - Mildred Perkins was told to take her zucchinis and go home Sunday after several members of the church complained to Pastor "Bud" P. Pickens that they appeared to be obscene. Mildred claims she didn't really do anything special thi...

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