With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...
Insider sources indicate Joe Biden has been sequestered with Ms. Clinton in a low building with back entrances and a secret elevator somewhere in Washington D.C. A training program is underway on image-control. Former Ukraine prosecutor Viktor...
Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...
Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year. Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in...
Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...
Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...
In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...
Hillary Clinton recently took a DNA test to prove she is a descendant of royalty, and not Charles Ponzi as her parents had made known to her. The results of the test were stunning, proving she is not a descendant of royalty, nor of Charles Ponzi.
According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...
Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...
WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...
A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...
Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...
Once again Looser Guccifer 2.0 has come forward to The Guard Dog to blow the whistle and serve the public on what is still dark and unknown. Ms. Clinton and Mr. Mueller followed up on release of The Mueller Report with a private party at Club Met...
Breaking: Miss Valerie Thighborg, formerly a Swedish prosecutor on the Assange case, has invited his accuser “Miss W” to “fight it out” at Wembley and “decide the matter.” Miss W is reported possibly re-opening her case against Assange. The other...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Billie Sol Estes was the king of fraud. Born in Texas in 1925, and a friend of President Lyndon Johnson, his crooked schemes during the 1950s brought him fame and notoriety. Billie Sol will be forever memorialized by a monument o...
“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...
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