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Funny story: Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Start paying attention to the Ten Commandments! This is the advice from a rogue angel that descended from heaven in late winter of this year. Sitting in a white gown and emitting a heavenly aura, the angel, who does not have a name, gave us a bri...

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Funny story: Saint Peter: "Gates Closed No Vacancy"

Saint Peter: "Gates Closed No Vacancy"

Just past midnight on Tuesday, May 7, TV Stations, newspapers, and anyone with an email address received a message that purported to be from Saint Peter. As newsmen tried to disprove the authenticity of the message, there seemed to be no other answer...

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Funny story: Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Fundamentalist group Christian Voice today announced that they planned to boycott Heaven by drinking sherry on a Sunday and going to Hell instead. The groups leader, level headed lunatic Stephen Green told reporters that: 'Christian Voice was rece...

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Funny story: Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

A major uproar has occurred in the normally peaceful and idyllic universal subdivision of Heaven, home to famous celebrities such as Jehovah, Thor, Osiris, Allah, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, God and their flunkies Buddha, Zarathustra, Moses, Mithra and, of co...

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Funny story: Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven has become the last place on earth to have full access broadband internet connection. Heaven Communication Ltd., based in Vatican City, has completed the installation of the four trillion miles of fiber optic cable and will offer Heaven intern...

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Funny story: God Declares Moratorium on Dying Famous People

God Declares Moratorium on Dying Famous People

In an rare prime-time statement to the masses, our Heavenly Father has declared a 3-month Moratorium on the deaths of famous people in the U.S. effective immediately. "Everything in moderation," God read in his prepared statement to the United Sta...

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Funny story: Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus' off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That's 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people, period, the population of septic fields like Armpit, New Mexico, and Chowder Fa...

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Funny story: Fiscally Conservative Couple Arrives in Heaven

Fiscally Conservative Couple Arrives in Heaven

Heaven: Dick and Jane arrived here today after a very bizarre accident took their lives. A rabid environmentalist was fitting a Methane gas suppressor to a cow's posterior surface, when the device exploded. The environmentalist was covered in cow flo...

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Funny story: House prices rise 15.4% in heaven

House prices rise 15.4% in heaven

House prices have risen to an all time high in heaven according to a leaked Church of England report. The average dwelling costs 179K which is shunting out many first time die'ers. Many family homes often lay empty for several years, leaving many sin...

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Funny story: Virgins Assassinated

Virgins Assassinated

Vatican - Religious officials announced the end of terrorism by fanatical Muslims when 3 members of the Christian Secret Service managed to penetrate, and assassinate the 72 Virgins in Heaven awaiting Muslims upon their death. When news of the pe...

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Funny story: George Carlin's "Seven Words You can't say in Heaven" Premieres to Strong Response

George Carlin's "Seven Words You can't say in Heaven" Premieres to Strong Response

Comedian George Carlin's latest routine dealing with the "seven words" you can't say in heaven opened to a good response recently. Carlin says he is happy to be working to a new audience and plans on developing new material as time...

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Funny story: Entry requirements for Heaven to be tightened following pressure on celestial public services

Entry requirements for Heaven to be tightened following pressure on celestial public services

God has announced that Heaven is to become a lot harder to enter owing to the vast increase in the numbers entering paradise in recent years causing overcrowding a increased demand on celestial public services.

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Funny story: Who is God

Who is God

The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.

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Funny story: Las Vegas Tops Heaven as Ultimate Destination

Las Vegas Tops Heaven as Ultimate Destination

(Las Vegas) - A new report by the Las Vegas Visitors Board shows that more people go to Las Vegas than go to Heaven.

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Funny story: Bernard Manning - To Heaven Or Hell?

Bernard Manning - To Heaven Or Hell?

As the mist cleared, Bernard Manning found himself standing in front of tall, golden gates with a bright light shining through them from beyond. So bright he had to squint and shield his eyes.

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Funny story: Gods to go on strike!

Gods to go on strike!

Heaven - In what would be the biggest tragedy of modern times, the Gods' united front, a union for Gods, have announced that the rumour reported here that the Gods were going on a strike, was correct.

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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