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Funny story: NHS opens Heatwave Helpline

NHS opens Heatwave Helpline

During this evening's BBC Weather report, the whole nation breathed a sigh of relief to see that the good old NHS are providing a special helpline to give advice in relation to this weekend's expected heatwave. Temperatures are expected to reach 3...

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Funny story: Britain swelters in the heat

Britain swelters in the heat

With the news that today will be the hottest day in the history of Great Britain, forecasters are running out of countries to compare our current temperatures with. Monday saw temperatures exceed that of Greece, while Tuesday saw them soar past the S...

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Funny story: Heatwave in UK

Heatwave in UK

Famous for their hipshaking disco anthem 'Boogie Nights' the 70's funk group, Heatwave, are to play centre court at Wimbledon this Sunday, straight after the men's final. The ageing super group are urging all fans to be aware of overheating, espe...

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Funny story: UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...

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Funny story: Relentless heatwave, build-up to Earth's July 4 solar aphelion 'playing havoc with royal pacemaker'

Relentless heatwave, build-up to Earth's July 4 solar aphelion 'playing havoc with royal pacemaker'

Holyrood Palace - (Karmic Ass Mess): Scientists are warning that ominous solar activity and a surge in hot weather is playing havoc with the Queen's pacemaker. The Earth's July 4, Independence Day solar aphelion could effectively jam the microwave...

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Funny story: 'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

British citizens, who traditionally love to twat on about the weather, have been having a right proper whinge as temperatures and humidity soared today. For a land more accustomed to grey skies and driving rain, the outbreak of hot weather has kno...

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Funny story: California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

Los Angeles, California - Mostly the elderly, people with preexisting health conditions or people who live alone have been most negatively impacted by the Southern California heat wave that has taken 30 some lives so far. Los Angeles County corner...

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Funny story: Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...

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