Langley, Virginia - (Lurid Ass Mess): US spooks said today that simpering peroxide dickhead Heather Mills is KGB hooker responsible for helping Iran with its nuclear program.
Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Perish the thought...But a UK weekend tabloid is fighting a High Court attempt to gag results of a nine month probe claiming headline-grabbers JK Rowling, Heather Mills and Kate McCann 'all have the same biological fath...
Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
Liverpool - (Sordid Mess): Scouser tongues are wagging and pointing the finger at Heather Mills after a 30 foot tall Beatles topiary was tampered with, emasculating Paul McCartney of his manhood and decapitating Ringo Starr 'just like Margaret Th...
Las Vegas - (Rioters): UN humanitarian ambassadors Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling are the official backers of a new Las Vegas casino, the Pink Pellicano, scheduled for opening on July 4th this year.
Heather Mills is back in the news again after revealing her latest plans to buy herself the world's most expensive prosthetic leg.
Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.
It was a long and winding road, but the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce is finally final. She's a woman and she's leaving home. So how come? Another girl? Some other guy? It looks like a case of "she said, she said.
London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Paul McCartney's daughter has hit out at ex-step mother Heather Mills and told reporters she has proof Helter Skelter cultist murderer Charles Manson is Heather's real father.
Many writers on TheSpoof.com are in hiding because Heather Mills, not content with throwing water, is now looking for easy targets to sue so that she can make up the shortfall of her £24.3million di...
Heather Mills, the newest addition to Britain's Rich List, has been arrested by police in London, after she was caught begging outside Kings Cross railway station today.
Heather Mills, the lying ex-wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was today reported to have made an appointment with a top Harley Street clinic to have her nose reduced in size &quo...
Peg-legged, lawyer-soaking nut-job, Heather Mills, was today threatening further legal action against hapless ex-Beatle and former husband Paul McCartney after a judge published the details of their divorce settlement.
Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): Heather Mills' £25million divorce settlement is forged on a lifetime gagging clause about the real authorship of Beatles lyrics accredited to the fraudulent Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership.
London - (Rotters): 'Expect an imminent celeb drive-by shooting' is this week's lead news-story in LA FagHagSlagMag as vexatious divorce litigant Heather Mills vies to erase Yoko Ono after yet another a bid to publish Be...
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