Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not re-elect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House...
It was a contentious and ugly debate last night as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid finally responded to Sharron Angle and her continuing call for him to "Man Up." Reid, ordinarily mild mannered and polite, looked straight at Angle and said, "Sharon...
Reno, NV - The second debate between, 70-year-old Senate majority leader Harry Reid and 61-year-old Sharron Angle was better than watching the WWE. Both candidates challenged each other with the same intensity as their last meeting. Reid tagged te...
Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In addition to setting the fashion world on fire with her meat dress and plowing down some records on her way to eight VMA wins on Sunday night, Lady Gaga also got some serious business done. The singer, who marched down the white...
CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator. 63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex ra...
Harry Reid may be losing his position as head of the Senate because, while everyone else in his own party booed Friday, he waved and left the floor. "My own Party, the Democrats, were not booing me. They were yelling "Pooo!" as 80-year-old Senator...
American senate leader Harry Reid apologized today to one of France's greatest landmarks for errors he made while staying there last week. His press secretary stated, "Senator Reid is terribly sorry that a simple boner could cause so much trouble in...
WASHINGTON, DC - After being criticized for the "Slaughter Rule" being unconstitutional, Senator Harry Reid snapped at reporters, saying "if the Republicans want to vote, we'll let them vote ... real good." When asked to clarify if "vote real good" meant "Reconciliation," the Senator replied "you'll find out soon enough." Fortunately, the press corps found Nancy Pelosi nearby and was able as...
Washington- Frustrated by plummeting poll numbers and facing tough reelection campaigns this November, several senate Democrats have proposed waterboarding Harry Reid. Apparently, a fair number of his colleagues consider Reid the very face of the...
President Barack Obama finally released a copy of his birth certificate that shows he was born in a hospital in Honolulu this morning. However, there was a mix-up as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi also released a copy of Obama's birth certifica...
WASHINGTON, DC - After extensive discussion on the Health Care Bill, Harry Reid has announced that "everything everyone wants" will be in the final legislation. By using "triggers" and vague nonexistent government positions and committees to dete...
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...
WASHINGTON, DC (ANSNN) - Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D) California, introduced a Bill this morning that would permanently silence all Republican members of congress and prevent them from voting on any bills brought u...
Surgeons operating to remove Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's tongue from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's vagina discovered more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings decorating the walls of the rarely used organ. Anthropologists from the Smithsonian...
President Obama launched his 2012 campaign fund raiser Monday evening at the K Street Hooters in Washington, DC. Chief among items for sale is an orange tee shirt with Obama's likeness and the phrase "I boned your mamma!" in large black letters.
Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...
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