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Funny story: Hairy Redknipp in court!

Hairy Redknipp in court!

Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...

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Funny story: Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco. The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...

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Funny story: Cockney Sparra' 'Arry Redknapp mugged in Madrid!

Cockney Sparra' 'Arry Redknapp mugged in Madrid!

Tottenham 'otspur manager, 'arry Redknapp, on a recent trip to Madrid has been mugged. 'Arry was visiting a Real Madrid v Athletico Madrid game when suddenly two illegal immigrants dropped on their knees in front of him. 'Arry fought they were Garef...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

In the weekly EPL press conference, United boss Sir Fergus was asked whether he thought Spurs were a genuine title contender this season and he replied: "Aye, yes, ohhh definitly laddy, since they started refusing to sell us their best players las...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock have plenty of rabbit

Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock have plenty of rabbit

Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock dished up a load of old rabbit after Tottenham Hotspur's lucky victory against QPR on Sunday. "I thought we were t'rific today" said 'Arry. "Luka Modric was t'rific. I love Luka. Scottie Parker was double t'rific. I...

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Funny story: Tottenham plans Harry Redknapp theme park at Olympic site.

Tottenham plans Harry Redknapp theme park at Olympic site.

The ongoing dispute between Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham over the future of the Olympic Stadium took a new turn today. West Ham have asked for an enquiry to be established into their rival club's plans for the site after it was revealed in the...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp to be nationalised

Harry Redknapp to be nationalised

Following the unsuccessful bid by the club to buy the Oympic Stadium, Tottenham Hotspur have announced today that manager Harry Redknapp will be floated on the stock market in a move that is expected to lead to changes in the contracts of several oth...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat

Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear. "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp 'Wary' Of Shamrock Rovers

Harry Redknapp 'Wary' Of Shamrock Rovers

Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, is apparently a bit wary of Irish lionhearts, Shamrock Rovers, after the two sides were grouped together in the Europa League, along with Russian outfit Rubin Kazan, and PAOK Athens. From Greece. Shamrock Rovers are...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Sends Out Urgent SOS To Harry Redknapp

Gaddafi Sends Out Urgent SOS To Harry Redknapp

Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp was shocked this morning, to find a DVD arriving in the post, and even more shocked when he played said DVD in his Blu-Ray player. According to reports, the DVD contained an urgent appeal for help from beleaguered former...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary has been looted and left for brown bread by tea leaves during the Tottenham riots. "The toe rags have half inched all my favourite words" said a down in the north and south 'Arry. Bundles of expressions, a collecti...

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Funny story: Luka Modric 'stitched up like a kipper' by Spurs

Luka Modric 'stitched up like a kipper' by Spurs

Luka Modric has demanded a move to 'big' club Chelsea after a gentleman's agreement he shared with Tottenham owner Daniel Levy was stolen from Harry Redknapp's office. "I've turned the gaff upside down and can't find it nowhere" said a bemused Har...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Didier Drogba has "got the hump" with Chelsea and has has told manager Andre Villas-Boas that he needs to join a club where footballers "speak proper." The Ivory Coast International has demanded a move to Tottenham and wants to be coached in Cockn...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger To Change His Name To Big Dave Whitehead To Spite Harry Redknapp

Arsene Wenger To Change His Name To Big Dave Whitehead To Spite Harry Redknapp

The incoming news is somewhat inconclusive, but it appears to be indicating that Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, is to change his name by deed poll to Big Dave Whitehead, in order to achieve a greater degree of Anglicisation, and to spite rival Cockney...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Found A New Religion - Cockology

Harry Redknapp To Found A New Religion - Cockology

The disturbing news emanating from White Hart Lane appears to be hinting that Tottenham Hotspur FC are preparing to found a new global religion "a bit like wot that L Ron Hubbard geezer done wiv Scientology," and that the new religion - Cockology - i...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In The Hunt For Scott Parker And Jack Rodwell

Harry Redknapp In The Hunt For Scott Parker And Jack Rodwell

It seems that Scott Parker - West Ham's player of the season - is determined to hold out for a move to join Harry Redknapp's free spending moneybags, Tottenham Hotspur. Redknapp is also in the hunt for Everton's Jack Rodwell, although he faces tou...

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Funny story: It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

Harry Redknapp is quite happy for Manchester United and Chelsea to enter a bidding war to secure the services of Spurs super Croatian midfield star, Luka Modric. With all the money Spurs have been splashing out on new signings, such as Iniesta, Me...

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