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Funny story: The Most Horrific Haunted House Of All Time - The House of Women With PMDD

The Most Horrific Haunted House Of All Time - The House of Women With PMDD

A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the most frightening of all time- the House Of Women With PMDD. Halloween spook houses are all the rage here on the Front Range of Colorado, which, when coupled with th...

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Funny story: Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...

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Funny story: NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Agrees To Record A Halloween Album With Honey Boo Boo

Bob Dylan Agrees To Record A Halloween Album With Honey Boo Boo

NEW YORK CITY - Music icon Bob Dylan has been singing his songs since back in the 50's. He has traveled all over the world and sang in every kind of venue imaginable. The 72-year-old folk singer never called himself a poet but everyone else includ...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga and a member of her band were having drinks at The Plastered Platypus Lounge, which reportedly is Kelly Ripa's favorite New York City night club. Gaga has been criticized by several members of the entertainment press for the c...

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Funny story: Halloween Poetry Has Local Housewives Flustered

Halloween Poetry Has Local Housewives Flustered

Local housewives were left flustered last night thanks to schoolboys and their enthusiasm for Halloween larks. Answering the door to suspected trick-or-treaters the women were, in stead, surprised to be regaled with romantic poetry. "It all sta...

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Funny story: 'Ghostbusters' hit squad sweeps Palace for Halloween

'Ghostbusters' hit squad sweeps Palace for Halloween

London - "Just checking HM's knickers for paranormal activity," a parapsychologist from the Met's 'Ghostbuster' unit commented, "hopefully there'll be no Jimmy Savile hexoplasm down those murky depths!" The Buckingham Palace sweep has been ordered...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club warns Cameron over Halloween PMQs

Hellfire Club warns Cameron over Halloween PMQs

London - Dozens of former and current Cabinet Ministers could be outed as Jimmy Savile's brats as pervy Hellfire Sperm Bank deposit secrets are released under the 60 Year Rule. Wednesday's televised debate sees Tory Fright Wingers on the party's T...

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Funny story: The Sex Case - another Halloween story

The Sex Case - another Halloween story

Shorty sat, his leg twitching on the bench in the holding cell. There were three other guys in here, all of them mean looking, all waiting to hear the dreaded roll-call to be dragged off to the Judicial chambers to be tried by Judge and jury. One guy, in his late fifties with 5 days of growth on his chin was pacing up and down the cell parallel to the bars. He was muttering to himself - something...

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Funny story: Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his Halloween costume at a Washington DC gala today. The chief executive of the United States entered the White House Press Room dressed as Mitt Romney, dressed as a clown. His costume shocked...

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Funny story: Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

11 year old Dakota Fanning today made her appearance dressed as Scarlett O'Hara at the 12th Annual Dream Halloween Benefit, which is held to raise money for children with HIV/AIDS every year in October. According to eyewitnesses, Dakota was seen w...

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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...

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Funny story: Detroit Ready For Devils Night

Detroit Ready For Devils Night

With Halloween less than 24 hours away, the citizens of Detroit are anxiously awaiting what will be the biggest party of the year, Devils Night. Tomorrow evening, residents of the city will take to the streets and set fire to anything and everything...

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Funny story: No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

The National Union Of Ghosts have officially voted for a mass float out this Halloween, after talks with the government over pay finally broke down. Casper Crowther, spooksman for the Union, told us "the government are being incredibly ignorant in...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door. We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people. This is the...

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Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...

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Funny story: Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

WASHINGTON DC - It is considered to be the biggest presidential holiday party since President Thomas Jefferson unofficially declared Halloween to be the unofficial president's holiday. Since then the party has traditionally included candy, costumes o...

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