Police have today slammed a Melbourne events company for having "a reckless lack of social awareness" after a publicity stunt for an upcoming Halloween event caused chaos in an inner-city apartment building and the closure of an entire city block. O...
Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...
Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian. Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier." "It's hilarious that he and his gu...
Chain store, Amason is to sell demon removal hampers online due to public demand. The hampers will contain holy water, crucifixes and various secret herbs. They will also contain a pirate copy of The Exorcist starring Cherie Blair as the possessed wo...
When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom. She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was alway...
Lets face it we all use Halloween to justify evil behaviour. There's no point dismissing the fact. Why not instead embrace this ritualistic, satanic holiday? I remember my first mugging. I was walking dressed as a burglar and a little old lady saw me. I was just joking I said, "Roger satan" at the top of my lungs. She started crying. I wasn't even gonna do anything. But she had a nice cell pho...
Singer Lady Gaga imitated transsexual Bailey J Granger 's signature pink hair and white dress appearance for this year's Halloween celebration. 'I don't normally wear things that are this sexy. But when you're dressed as Bailey J Granger I guess...
In a recent campaign by Help The Fogies, pensioners are being encouraged to fight back against the youngsters who traditionally terrorise them under the guise of a 'bit of fun'. Traditionally, in America, Trick or Treat is where children and menac...
A local high school student received reprimand upon attending a school sponsored Halloween dance dressed as "Julianne Hough dressed as 'Crazy Eyes' from Orange Is the New Black ." "I don't understand it," stated Rachelle E. Inconchiss, "It's not a...
1. Wear a pair of vinyl boy shorts, stick some feathers in your ass - "Shakesgiving Twerky" 2. Stick a fork in your ass and say "I'm getting forked in the ass" 3. Keep all of your clothes on and go as an Unemployed Stripper. 4. Dress up as Julianne Hough dressed as "Crazy Eyes" from Orange Is the New Black ; When you're given grief for your decision, respond, "It's not racial. I'm dress...
Washington - Someone who should know better has ghost-written a baby according to a pre-Halloween sweep of the White House septic tank. Spooky pest control operatives hired by the First Lady found half a dozen piss test swabs following a plumbing...
A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the most frightening of all time- the House Of Women With PMDD. Halloween spook houses are all the rage here on the Front Range of Colorado, which, when coupled with th...
Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...
HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...
NEW YORK CITY - Music icon Bob Dylan has been singing his songs since back in the 50's. He has traveled all over the world and sang in every kind of venue imaginable. The 72-year-old folk singer never called himself a poet but everyone else includ...
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga and a member of her band were having drinks at The Plastered Platypus Lounge, which reportedly is Kelly Ripa's favorite New York City night club. Gaga has been criticized by several members of the entertainment press for the c...
Local housewives were left flustered last night thanks to schoolboys and their enthusiasm for Halloween larks. Answering the door to suspected trick-or-treaters the women were, in stead, surprised to be regaled with romantic poetry. "It all sta...
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