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Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Decides To Dye Her Hair Blonde

Michelle Obama Decides To Dye Her Hair Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...

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Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking. Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored. While at the salon he sa...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...

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Funny story: Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Wayne Rooney has spoken for the first time about the emotional decision to effectively give up on his original hair follicles and have a hair transplant. Speaking to upmarket newspaper The Completely-Dependent, the Manchester United player admitte...

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Funny story: NJ Attorney General Investigating Donald Trump's Hair University

NJ Attorney General Investigating Donald Trump's Hair University

TRENTON-New Jersey officials have confirmed that Donald Trump's Hair University is under investigation for false claims and overcharging students for worthless information. Today's announcement follows New York's lawsuit against Trump for similar fa...

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Funny story: Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster. Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same. One of her biggest fans Tiara Glitterglos...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...

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Funny story: Jon Stewart Says Donald Trump Needs To Find The Receipt and Return That Horrible-Looking Toupee

Jon Stewart Says Donald Trump Needs To Find The Receipt and Return That Horrible-Looking Toupee

NEW YORK CITY - Jon Stewart has finally fired back at Donald Trump for making another one of his off-the-wall comments that make him look like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin brother. Stewart, who can play hardball with the best of 'em, sa...

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Funny story: Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely. "One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route. Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old...

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Funny story: Country Music Shocker! Dolly Parton Getting Divorced

Country Music Shocker! Dolly Parton Getting Divorced

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton, 66, showed that she can still sing with the best of them as she performed to a standing room only crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton performed all of her hits including "Jolene," "I Will...

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Funny story: Space Ship Lands In Gary Busey's Backyard

Space Ship Lands In Gary Busey's Backyard

TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars. It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump. But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...

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Funny story: Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...

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