For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...
LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...
When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking. Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored. While at the salon he sa...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...
Wayne Rooney has spoken for the first time about the emotional decision to effectively give up on his original hair follicles and have a hair transplant. Speaking to upmarket newspaper The Completely-Dependent, the Manchester United player admitte...
TRENTON-New Jersey officials have confirmed that Donald Trump's Hair University is under investigation for false claims and overcharging students for worthless information. Today's announcement follows New York's lawsuit against Trump for similar fa...
BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster. Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same. One of her biggest fans Tiara Glitterglos...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...
NEW YORK CITY - Jon Stewart has finally fired back at Donald Trump for making another one of his off-the-wall comments that make him look like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin brother. Stewart, who can play hardball with the best of 'em, sa...
People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely. "One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route. Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton, 66, showed that she can still sing with the best of them as she performed to a standing room only crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton performed all of her hits including "Jolene," "I Will...
TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars. It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump. But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...
MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...
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