NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.
"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
TUCSON, Arizona - Felicia Collycart, spokeswoman for The Ugly Hair Society of North America, has just announced the winner and two runners up in its annual ugly hair poll. Miss Collycart, who is a hair stylist, stated that third place went to talk...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Russell Brand has always been an individual who says what is on his mind. And that very type of thinking has landed him in hot water after he made a comment regarding the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama. A few weeks ago th...
BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing g...
For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...
LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...
When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking. Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored. While at the salon he sa...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...
Wayne Rooney has spoken for the first time about the emotional decision to effectively give up on his original hair follicles and have a hair transplant. Speaking to upmarket newspaper The Completely-Dependent, the Manchester United player admitte...
TRENTON-New Jersey officials have confirmed that Donald Trump's Hair University is under investigation for false claims and overcharging students for worthless information. Today's announcement follows New York's lawsuit against Trump for similar fa...
BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster. Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same. One of her biggest fans Tiara Glitterglos...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...
NEW YORK CITY - Jon Stewart has finally fired back at Donald Trump for making another one of his off-the-wall comments that make him look like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin brother. Stewart, who can play hardball with the best of 'em, sa...
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