6 people dead in Arizona? This story just cannot get out of the news; it's abit of an attention whore. While the shooting in Arizona left 6 dead, the bombing of a school in Afghanistan, left about 20 times more than bodies than the Arizona shoo...
The definition of a stooge, according to Merriam-Webster is: (1) one who plays a subordinate or compliant role to a principal; (2) puppet. They may not be the original Larry, Moe and Curly, or even Shemp in this sense, but they are Stooges all the...
December 1 (Spoof News) Glenn Beck's wife thinks he is a giant douche-bag because he wants to marry a few more women to fulfill his Mormon duties. "I didn't marry Glenn so I could also sleep with other women. He seems to think that it is morally...
WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow. The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had made to Glenn Beck that the United States has...
In yet another example of just how far along Sarah Palin has come from the days of being accused of not knowing her geography, it is being reported that she is now taking on Glenn Beck by letting him know just exactly how wrong he is about the Korean...
Washington - Glenn Beck is calling out George Soros for being the reason that liberals are taking over the world and warning smart people to make sure that Mr. Soros is watched closely because he believes Mr. Soros is one of the biblical signs of the...
Giant clouds of methane gas, rose from the site of Fox New's Seventeenth Annual "Shout-Out Against Science!" Forum, Tuesday...setting the Union of Concerned Scientists 'Doomsday Clock', forward by 3 minutes. As the newly-elected 112th Congress pr...
Key Republicans, John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, have each issued statements that they are considering working alongside President Obama if it means making the country stronger. They want to work on reducing federal spending...
NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...
New York -- Glenn Beck is changing his image. Nazi outfits are out, and funny t-shirts are in, because data showed his viewers had issues with his clothing picks. Jerry's Funny T-Shirts, owned by a Rush Limbaugh, is also a new sponsor of the G...
After years of spreading his rhetoric on airwaves across the country, Glenn Beck finally announced on Friday that he was in fact the son of God. He stated that he wanted to keep it a secret from the rest of the world so that people did not think that...
Glenn Beck announced today that he translated the Bible into a language his fans can understand, and help backup his agenda. "I think the Bible needed to be in a language that everyone understands. My fans deserve answers to questions they could...
NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...
A blow up doll known only as "Kinkie" is making the talk show rounds this week. She wants to set the record straight that even though she is the sexy doll featured in a sex tape being shopped around by one of Glenn Beck's closest friends, she had not...
Glenn Beck returned quietly late at night after his speech at the Lincoln Memorial to gloat over his success. "I really had 'em in the palm of my hand!" he snickered to himself. The empty hall echoed smally his laughter. Empty, that is, save for another set of footsteps approaching. Beck frightened, turned to see a tall figure approaching him. The individual had a ghostly appearance. He had to...
Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska and Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, will officially announce her candidacy for the office of President of the United States. Her run for the Republican nomination will be announced on Tuesday mornin...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley's neighbors are up in arms. It seems that the 409 pound celebrity has managed to amass a total of 25 different pets and they literally roam around her property and the inside of her once-exquisite house. A neighbor...
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