27-year-old Stephanie McLamb won top honors today as being North Carolina's watermelon queen in front of a full house. McLamb beat out a field of a dozen other competitors to win the popular title.
Mormontown, Utah (IP) - A Utah farmer has reported finding a strawberry growing inside of a tomato. Food industry scientists are eager to get their hands on a sample of this miracle fruit. Through genetic engineering it may soon become possible make...
Tefal-cranium genius, Professor Lepping Greave, famous for his invention of Instant Water (just add water!) and the Dobbling Two-Step Trombone engine has reached a new, and some would say disturbing perspective on the nations favourite fruits!...
If you're reading this on a BlackBerry right now it's quite possible you won't get to the end of the sentence.
Chiquita Banana was the spokesperson for Dole Bananas from the 1960's through the 1980's. Her singing and dancing helped propel the company to millions in sales and made her a household name.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Frederico. A gangling, nervous dude who could barely tell you his name, without st-st-stuttering and stammering. Most nights while the other children played and ran, he sat in his room and conquered the world in a video game. Frederico was a lonely boy. At school he had no friends because he had no skills, other boys had musical talent or kung fu, some...
There's nothing wrong with Uri. (or 'Bendy' as we choose to call him.) Prince Charles is also a homeopathic nut (as in fruit and..) and noone holds that against him, even Camila. What imagery we conjure with! Talking of conjuring, where was I? Ah yes, back to Uri. A fine figure of a man, and could have been King! Haven't you heard? Its a jungle out there! Having Uri as a frien...
US Police officials have today announced a crackdown on 'gun shaped' fruit, specifically bananas, from American airports.
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