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Funny story: Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

27-year-old Stephanie McLamb won top honors today as being North Carolina's watermelon queen in front of a full house. McLamb beat out a field of a dozen other competitors to win the popular title.

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Funny story: Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Mormontown, Utah (IP) - A Utah farmer has reported finding a strawberry growing inside of a tomato. Food industry scientists are eager to get their hands on a sample of this miracle fruit. Through genetic engineering it may soon become possible make...

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Funny story: Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Tefal-cranium genius, Professor Lepping Greave, famous for his invention of Instant Water (just add water!) and the Dobbling Two-Step Trombone engine has reached a new, and some would say disturbing perspective on the nations favourite fruits!...

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Funny story: BlackBerry Will Crash Again.

BlackBerry Will Crash Again.

If you're reading this on a BlackBerry right now it's quite possible you won't get to the end of the sentence.

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Funny story: Chiquita Banana Caught on the Crapper

Chiquita Banana Caught on the Crapper

Chiquita Banana was the spokesperson for Dole Bananas from the 1960's through the 1980's. Her singing and dancing helped propel the company to millions in sales and made her a household name.

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Funny story: Frederico The Fruit Wrangler

Frederico The Fruit Wrangler

Once upon a time there was a boy named Frederico. A gangling, nervous dude who could barely tell you his name, without st-st-stuttering and stammering. Most nights while the other children played and ran, he sat in his room and conquered the world in a video game. Frederico was a lonely boy. At school he had no friends because he had no skills, other boys had musical talent or kung fu, some...

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Funny story: Mavis- Leave Uri alone!

Mavis- Leave Uri alone!

There's nothing wrong with Uri. (or 'Bendy' as we choose to call him.) Prince Charles is also a homeopathic nut (as in fruit and..) and noone holds that against him, even Camila. What imagery we conjure with! Talking of conjuring, where was I? Ah yes, back to Uri. A fine figure of a man, and could have been King! Haven't you heard? Its a jungle out there! Having Uri as a frien...

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Funny story: Bananas banned from airports in fake-gun crackdown

Bananas banned from airports in fake-gun crackdown

US Police officials have today announced a crackdown on 'gun shaped' fruit, specifically bananas, from American airports.

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