If you have, or have ever had an imaginary friend, be prepared to pay even more in federal taxes. Seeking to find ways to increase imaginary revenue, congress has passed, and the president will sign, legislation designed to find them, and tax you on...
Friends of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now saying that the mega-star couple are headed for a nasty breakup and if it goes to court, Brad will seek full custody of their six kids. It looks like the fairy tale romance is finally over as Brad i...
Hollywood's favourite couple Monica and Chandler Bing are reportedly heading for the divorce courts after just six years of marriage. The couple have two adopted children, Erica and Jack and a foster child the same age as themselves, Joey, who i...
Former Friends star Matthew Perry has confirmed that we were right about him all along. He is seeking surgery on a repetitive strain injury. "I've damaged my hand. I've been using it too much. I've been in my bedroom really bashing it. After all t...
With Spring just around the corner, I decided the first thing I'd clean would be my wallet. Nearly two inches thick, my billfold has become just too unwieldy for my back pocket. While this isn't a problem at home, commuting can be a pain in the...you know what I mean. The first thing to go was the month's worth of debit card receipts accumulated from the local grocery stores. It's not often I c...
NORFOLK, Va. -- The latest claim made by Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) -- that everyone is his friend, is being denied by voters across the nation, including those at Belmont University in Tennessee, where the debate took...
The hit comedy show Friends will today replace all US elections.
Infamous law firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe have filed a controversial lawsuit between near life long friends. JRNombligo, World Muff diving Champion and his old buddy, X. Sal Pointer, King of the Electric cock ring had a tragic falling out this weekend over a dark driveway, a misplaced volcanic boulder and six really good bottles of Barolo.
(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.) Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?" Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...
We're approaching another summer season, and the North American Safety Council has issued their annual warm weather safety tips to help us all have a fun and safe summer. Feel free to pass these along to your friends:...
If you're a reader who subconsciously or purposely forms a mental picture of the character in a story, it is important to know Madison was my mother's idea of a "presidential name." I am a man - "Maddy" to my friends.
Black Friday and Cyber Monday are bench marks that are designed to gage the American public's thirst to give crappy presents to family, friends and pets. Is this a news story?...
This is a tale of two friends.
Welcome friends, enemies and enemas,...
I have a few very wealthy friends and it never ceases to amaze me how much stuff they have. But what amazes me even more is the amount of stuff they have that they will never use!...
We're always trying to be original and cool while greeting our friends and coworkers and we've realized that the common "Hello" just doesn't cut it anymore. Hello isn't cool and it certainly isn't original. Over a billion people use that old rag everyday in every language. So here are few greetings that will definitely earn you some street cred out there in the jungle...
Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.
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