Thousands of French took to the streets in protest of the lack of vacation days provided to the rioters while protesting against the change in the retirement policies in the country. One rioter stated "I work hard rioting. I need vacation days to...
Taking a lovely walk on the banks of the River Rhine in Strasbourg, it is hard not to notice that there is an absence of one thing in particular. Frenchmen. Round these parts, somebody only has to kick a ball a good three yards before an Arsena...
Quelle the hell is going on with France? Why is it such a ponce? They were fine enough in 'Allo Allo' So I shall say zis only once. Get a grip you silly froggies and stopping acting like your better. You don't see England cycling round in a beret and stripy sweater. Avec your garlic and your froggy legs et votre escargot in butter, And your always so "je ne sais quoi" We Brit'...
The recent diagnosis of Kay Russell, 49, from Gloucestershire with Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) has been a major breakthrough in international relations. Russell said friends who had known her for years suddenly did not recognise her on the tele...
Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...
French prisoners are reportedly eating their cellmates in protest against the deplorable canteen food. One prisoner, in Rouen, France, killed his cellmate then sliced him open using a razor blade. He then removed a rib to reach an organ, which he...
'Our French teacher was terrible, today' complained Penelope to her mother. 'Football again, I suppose' shrugged Sylvia Smythe. 'Yes. What a stupid game. And my French teacher is a woman. You'd think she'd know better.' 'Women are trying to be like men now, darling'. 'Not me. I don't want a cock!' Penelope exploded. 'The best thing about French is the swearing. They have this great wor...
Come as you are is a French advertising campaign being used by McDonald's in an attempt to lure the young gay buffed boys and parents into their stores. Like me, if you're gay, you'll spend a life time trying to keep up with the Matthews, Lukes an...
Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...
As we all know all the French are GAY! They eat chocolate croissants and "dunk" them in their coffee, GHASTLY, that's GAY. They eat frogs legs, slippery and very GAY! They cheat at Footy, especially that Scarlet "GAY PIMPernel", Messieur Henry, ask the Irish priests, they know him well! Eat "stiff" Baguettes with sticky, creamy, slimy, stinking camembert dripping out of the sides, that's cer...
Lingerie model and centrepiece of the John Terry scandal, Vanessa Perroncel has been nominated by the French Football Association as a candidate for French Footballer Of The Year, despite the fact that the go getting Gallic gal has never played the b...
French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, the undisputed Queen of the UK tabloids sparked further controversy today when she appeared to suggest that the John Terry sex scandal would have had far less further reaching implications had she not been a F...
LONDON - The most popular female comedy team in the history of the United Kingdom has thrown in the towel, or rather the whimsical washcloth. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders who worked together making millions of Britishers, Spaniards, and Ukrai...
Eurostar came to a halt in the Channel Tunnel and thousands of passangers stranded for hours. A team of expert investigators located the cause of the mulfunction in the driver's cabin. A temperature sensor was blocked by the driver's onions. The...
The Irish are willing to attempt anything to beat the French in their play-off's for the World Cup finals in South Africa 2010. First they sent Irish/Italien trainer, Trappatoni to spy on them disguised as Roy Keane, this failed because the securi...
'Has this story started yet?', Sherlock Holmes asked his colleague Dr. Watson, 'and if so what's for breakfast?' 'Yes, Holmes it has, but this morning we're having sauteed kippers in a hollandaise sauce with just that frisson of lime zest that makes all the difference.' 'Just peanut butter and toast for me and a pint of strong tea', Holmes said, and picked up The Daily Maily to read. 'Why, it's...
The National Assembly of France has passed a series of laws meant to impede any preconception that France aids and abets paedophilia. In a tip of the Phrygian cap to Brazil, the legislators of the lower house of Parliament have passed one bill a...
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