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Funny story: Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

A study of why the French now live longer than any other nation, shows that food and sex play a major role in longevity. For the past eight months researchers have questioned France's 15,000 centenarians to learn their secret. All confessed to...

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Funny story: Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike

Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike

Many years ago there was an illness called the English illness, the longbow disease, la bouef malaise and other variations. This English disease the french and other continentals believed was contagious and safe so long as the English channel remaine...

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Funny story: French rioters want more vacation time, better lunches while rioting

French rioters want more vacation time, better lunches while rioting

Thousands of French took to the streets in protest of the lack of vacation days provided to the rioters while protesting against the change in the retirement policies in the country. One rioter stated "I work hard rioting. I need vacation days to...

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Funny story: Where have all the Frenchmen gone? The Wenger effect.

Where have all the Frenchmen gone? The Wenger effect.

Taking a lovely walk on the banks of the River Rhine in Strasbourg, it is hard not to notice that there is an absence of one thing in particular. Frenchmen. Round these parts, somebody only has to kick a ball a good three yards before an Arsena...

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Funny story: The French

The French

Quelle the hell is going on with France? Why is it such a ponce? They were fine enough in 'Allo Allo' So I shall say zis only once. Get a grip you silly froggies and stopping acting like your better. You don't see England cycling round in a beret and stripy sweater. Avec your garlic and your froggy legs et votre escargot in butter, And your always so "je ne sais quoi" We Brit'...

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Funny story: French diagnosed with brain damage?

French diagnosed with brain damage?

The recent diagnosis of Kay Russell, 49, from Gloucestershire with Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) has been a major breakthrough in international relations. Russell said friends who had known her for years suddenly did not recognise her on the tele...

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Funny story: We are very upset say Bruka supporters

We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...

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Funny story: French Prisoners are eating their cellmates; it's cannibalism of the condemned

French Prisoners are eating their cellmates; it's cannibalism of the condemned

French prisoners are reportedly eating their cellmates in protest against the deplorable canteen food. One prisoner, in Rouen, France, killed his cellmate then sliced him open using a razor blade. He then removed a rib to reach an organ, which he...

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Funny story: Oh la la!

Oh la la!

'Our French teacher was terrible, today' complained Penelope to her mother. 'Football again, I suppose' shrugged Sylvia Smythe. 'Yes. What a stupid game. And my French teacher is a woman. You'd think she'd know better.' 'Women are trying to be like men now, darling'. 'Not me. I don't want a cock!' Penelope exploded. 'The best thing about French is the swearing. They have this great wor...

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Funny story: French Gays Told To "Come As You Are" - New McDonald's Campaign

French Gays Told To "Come As You Are" - New McDonald's Campaign

Come as you are is a French advertising campaign being used by McDonald's in an attempt to lure the young gay buffed boys and parents into their stores. Like me, if you're gay, you'll spend a life time trying to keep up with the Matthews, Lukes an...

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Funny story: Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...

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Funny story: First French all "Gay" team win Rugby Grandslam beating the English who played it too "Straight"!

First French all "Gay" team win Rugby Grandslam beating the English who played it too "Straight"!

As we all know all the French are GAY! They eat chocolate croissants and "dunk" them in their coffee, GHASTLY, that's GAY. They eat frogs legs, slippery and very GAY! They cheat at Footy, especially that Scarlet "GAY PIMPernel", Messieur Henry, ask the Irish priests, they know him well! Eat "stiff" Baguettes with sticky, creamy, slimy, stinking camembert dripping out of the sides, that's cer...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Lingerie model and centrepiece of the John Terry scandal, Vanessa Perroncel has been nominated by the French Football Association as a candidate for French Footballer Of The Year, despite the fact that the go getting Gallic gal has never played the b...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, the undisputed Queen of the UK tabloids sparked further controversy today when she appeared to suggest that the John Terry sex scandal would have had far less further reaching implications had she not been a F...

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Funny story: Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders Call It Quits After 30 Years!

Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders Call It Quits After 30 Years!

LONDON - The most popular female comedy team in the history of the United Kingdom has thrown in the towel, or rather the whimsical washcloth. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders who worked together making millions of Britishers, Spaniards, and Ukrai...

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Funny story: Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar came to a halt in the Channel Tunnel and thousands of passangers stranded for hours. A team of expert investigators located the cause of the mulfunction in the driver's cabin. A temperature sensor was blocked by the driver's onions. The...

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Funny story: Irish Leprichauns cast spell over the French turning them into Frogs legs!

Irish Leprichauns cast spell over the French turning them into Frogs legs!

The Irish are willing to attempt anything to beat the French in their play-off's for the World Cup finals in South Africa 2010. First they sent Irish/Italien trainer, Trappatoni to spy on them disguised as Roy Keane, this failed because the securi...

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