Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.
Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.
The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.
Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...
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