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Funny story: Football fan apologises to footballer

Football fan apologises to footballer

A West Bromwich Albion fan has apologised to Birmingham City's Lee Bowyer after verbally abusing him during the Baggies 3-1 victory over the Blues. The incident happened after Bowyer was substituted towards the end of the match when the fan is bel...

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Funny story: English Word Cup Fan Falls Four Floors Out The Window

English Word Cup Fan Falls Four Floors Out The Window

Police in Manchester say a 35-year-old woman apparently excited about a football game in South Africa jumped around until she fell out her fourth story apartment, landed on a truck hauling a dumpster filled with mattresses, crawled out of the dumpste...

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Funny story: England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

England supporters heading for Sunday's World Cup showdown with Germany in Bloemfontein have been advised against singing the traditional Two World Wars And One World Cup song to the tune of The Camptown Races by the the Football Hooligan Federation.

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Funny story: World Cup Hooligans Stopped

World Cup Hooligans Stopped

A gang of football hooligans were stopped at the gates of Rustenburg stadium this afternoon. At least 139 men dressed in red tunics and large hats sang Welsh songs at the crowds causing some disturbance. Chief of police, Captain Okou, said that...

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Funny story: Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

After paying several thousand pounds for travel fare and tickets to the World Cup in South Africa, lorry driver Jon Hanford of London only had a few pounds remaining to spend on beer. As an experienced football fan accustomed to mass consumption of...

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Funny story: Hooligan World Cup starts earlier than planned and top favourites England are already KO'd!

Hooligan World Cup starts earlier than planned and top favourites England are already KO'd!

The "Hooligan" World Cup has started earlier than planned because the favourites, England, Poland, Germany and Argentinia are worried about being attacked by rampant Zulu's or machete bearing Tutsi's. It was planned to start on the same day as the...

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Funny story: Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Speechless and frustrated, Celtic, the boys in green, trooped off the pitch at Hampden Park, Glasgow this afternoon. They have lost in the Scottish Cup semi final to Ross County. Downed 2 - 0 by a team of teuchters (please note this IS the correc...

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Funny story: Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn Of The Devil Says Expert

Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn Of The Devil Says Expert

As all the gory details are gradually rising to the fore regarding the Glazer family's ruthless financial exploitation of Manchester United FC, we decided that it was high time we investigated whether there was a case to answer, or whether the Manche...

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Funny story: Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother

Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother

The footballing world was brought to a near standstill today, as rookie journalist Anthony Abdul Gonzales dared ask a question that is seldom ever talked about. Why do rival football fans hate each other? Interviewing a special panel of supporters...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - When the Detroit Lions had their first win in nearly two years - a 19-14 defeat of the Washington Redskins on September 27 - Harry Havisham was there to rejoice in the moment. In fact, he was the only fan in Ford Field that day,...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sack Fans in Shock Move

Chelsea Sack Fans in Shock Move

Celebrity fans such as Boris Johnson and Johnny Vaughan are amongst those left without a club following Chelsea FC's shock announcement that they are sacking their supporters. The move has surprised many, but pundit Alan Hansen sees the logic behind...

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Funny story: Queen Songs Incite Racial Hatred Amongst Football Fans

Queen Songs Incite Racial Hatred Amongst Football Fans

The lyrics of flamboyant rock band Queen have been shown to incite racism and violence amongst people, it's claimed. Songs like 'We are the Champions (of the World)" and "We Will Rock You" - with their lyrics of "no time for losers, because we...

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Funny story: Man United Fans Are All Lying Bastards

Man United Fans Are All Lying Bastards

This was the astonishing claim made today by Donald Skoob, a janitor and general dogsbody at Salford University following Cristiano Ronaldo's sensational £80 million move to Real Madrid. He told us: "All these United fans who keep popping up sayin...

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Funny story: Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Drunken daft bastard Nobby Cartwright, a Manchester United fan will have a great deal to live down ahead of the Champions League Final here in Rome today after queueing up for tickets outside 2000 year old amphitheatre, the Colosseum. "We tried to...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

At a hastily arranged press conference at a Manchester Hotel, Manchester United supporter, Lance Boyle told us that there would be no repeat of the fan behaviour which has previously marred (or spiced up, depending on your point of view) previous enc...

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Funny story: X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

Cheryl Cole, the X Factor judge, has said she is considering leaving the show as a protest against the booing and barracking her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, received at the hands of 'so called' England fans. Mr Cole was jeered endlessly by 's...

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Funny story: Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...

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